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Cramulus Clone behaves badly.
« on: January 29, 2020, 02:42:27 pm »
https://apnews.com/f66f28a359769cdbb6e6fea7dce4b83d

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Re: Cramulus Clone behaves badly.
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2020, 03:02:47 pm »
I told you the science was untested and not ready for field use, I begged you to pull the plug when specimen Sulumarc said he just wasn't into disco.
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Re: Cramulus Clone behaves badly.
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2020, 03:24:48 pm »
I told you the science was untested and not ready for field use, I begged you to pull the plug when specimen Sulumarc said he just wasn't into disco.

We don't get to the future using "ethics".  No.  We drive forward, even if means exploding clones.
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Re: Cramulus Clone behaves badly.
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2020, 03:25:43 pm »
 :lulz: I love that the article refers to it as a "marijuana cigarette"

Who was this guy's lawyer? Dr. Gonzo?


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Re: Cramulus Clone behaves badly.
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2020, 05:48:26 pm »
I stumbled across this yesterday and thought it uncanny. Then I pretended I never saw it, yet here it is again. Unlike the sheeple I know for a fact that Cramulus is real and ultimately inescapable.
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Re: Cramulus Clone behaves badly.
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2020, 05:48:43 pm »
:lulz: I love that the article refers to it as a "marijuana cigarette"

Who was this guy's lawyer? Dr. Gonzo?



Why are you asking ME?  You should be asking YOU.
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Re: Cramulus Clone behaves badly.
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2020, 02:25:14 pm »

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Re: Cramulus Clone behaves badly.
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2020, 01:52:43 pm »
In other Cramulan news, proof of LMNO's poor behavior across the pond, where he's been stealing sheds.  Again.

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Re: Cramulus Clone behaves badly.
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2020, 07:00:04 pm »
Didn’t we punish him with the molten lead and the flogging and the hair shirt the last time?

Did he forget he had to RETURN to the US?

Is he an addict?

Should I have compassion?





The answer to all of these, and more besides?

No.

He did it out of spite and we forgot to punish him last time anyway.
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