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Started by Dimocritus, October 15, 2009, 11:07:07 PM

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Eater of Clowns

We interrupt this high-brown motion picture discussion to bring you:

Electra Luxx

Carla Gugino plays an adult film actress who, sorry, excuse me...

:fap:  :fap:  :fap:

Who decides to get out of the business.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

hooplala

 :D

Carla Gugino looks quite a lot like pornstar Tory Lane.  Though Carla is MUCH better, and has real tits.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cuddlefish

Finally saw Machete last night. Yup. 
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

President Television

Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 07, 2011, 02:52:27 PM
Finally saw Machete last night. Yup. 

Was it as awesome as the motorcycle-mounted minigun in the trailers made it look?
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Cuddlefish

Quote from: Unqualified on February 07, 2011, 07:12:44 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 07, 2011, 02:52:27 PM
Finally saw Machete last night. Yup. 

Was it as awesome as the motorcycle-mounted minigun in the trailers made it look?

The Lohan nude body double was the only major disappointment.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Freeky

Stepping ITT.



Also, I just saw Black Swan last week, and OH MY GOD it was the most amazing movie I've seen to date.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAGGISFUCKING CHAIRCOCKING SEMENPUKING SWEATLICKER OF A DISEASED TAINTHREAD DOING BACK ON THE FRONT PAGE????? :crankey:
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Luna

My eyes.  Oh, my eyes...

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

Freeky,
Ain't got no sense, ain't a-scurred, neither. :lulz:

Suu

..But Black Swan *IS* fucking awesome.
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Faust

Is Thor as bad as I imagine it is?
I'm thinking of going to this next week.
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Freeky

Quote from: Faust on May 08, 2011, 09:09:58 PM
Is Thor as bad as I imagine it is?
I'm thinking of going to this next week.

It looks pretty bad.  they chose poorly for the actor, and the premise itself doesn't seem to match up.  Some guy dies and is given the chance to Save Humanity With a Hammer?  I thought "Thor" was actually Thor, Norse god of thunder.

Luna

Reviews on Thor from people who've seen it have been generally positive.

I may try to find time next week to catch it.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Eater of Clowns

I will attempt to see Thor for two reasons:

1.  Kat Dennings is in it, and she is unfreakingbelievably beautiful.

2.  In vain hope that the sequel will be Beta Ray Bill and we can see an orange horse throwing hammers at people in space.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.