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Started by Dimocritus, October 15, 2009, 11:07:07 PM

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Suu

I just watched Gladiator.

I love this film, but I haven't seen it in a long time.

What happens when you haven't seen it in a long time, is that you learn shit in between.

Now, I always knew that Lucilla's garb was off, but OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. I really have a problem. I seriously cannot watch a movie, albeit even one of my all-time favorites anymore, without being a nitpicking history nerd. WTF.

SCHOOL HAS RUINED MOVIES FOR ME. FOREVER.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Fright Night was a lot of fun.  Same campy vampire horror/comedy/guts spraying gore that I remember.  Good cast.  (David Tennant in tight leather pants and no shirt had NOTHING to do with me enjoying the movie.  Much.  Really.  Okay, some.)

I generally don't like remakes...  Two in two days (yeah, Conan was more a reboot than a remake, but, still), and I liked them both. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

Oarstroker is coming out from the Cape on Tuesday for a few days, so we're going to hit the movies to see Conan. However, you said David Tennant in tight leather pants and...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on August 21, 2011, 01:36:39 AM
I just watched Gladiator.

I love this film, but I haven't seen it in a long time.

What happens when you haven't seen it in a long time, is that you learn shit in between.

Now, I always knew that Lucilla's garb was off, but OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. I really have a problem. I seriously cannot watch a movie, albeit even one of my all-time favorites anymore, without being a nitpicking history nerd. WTF.

SCHOOL HAS RUINED MOVIES FOR ME. FOREVER.

With time you will be able to turn that off and enjoy movies again.

Luna

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on August 21, 2011, 01:56:05 AM
Oarstroker is coming out from the Cape on Tuesday for a few days, so we're going to hit the movies to see Conan. However, you said David Tennant in tight leather pants and...

Conan is also eye-candy.  Tough call, make him take you to both.   :D



Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cain

That's not Conan, it's Khal Drogo.  Khal Drogo fanfic.   :argh!:

Suu

Quote from: Cain on August 21, 2011, 11:50:12 AM
That's not Conan, it's Khal Drogo.  Khal Drogo fanfic.   :argh!:

Your point being....?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 20, 2011, 03:46:00 PM
Rubber.


It is about a MURDEROUS TIRE.

The tire has characterization, there's a Greek style chorus, half the characters are aware they're in a movie and the other half don't seem to be and it's ABOUT A MURDEROUS CAR TIRE.



I was going to watch that, but I'm afraid of how boring it might be.

But that seems to be one of the points.

A murderous telepathic car tire exploding people's heads might seem AWESOME AS FUCK and the movie explores the idea of how boring some AWESOME IDEA can be when it happens.

At least, that's what one of the reviews said.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Eater of Clowns

There are parts where the movie drags on a bit, it's true, but that's because you, as a viewer, have become comfortable and used to the idea that a car tire is murdering people.

In a way, that's the most impressive part.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Jenne

Shit.  I was gonna be a RESPONSIBLE ADULT and do shit I NEED to get done tomorrow.

But nope--now I'm gonna GO TO THE MUTHAHFUCKIN MOVIES.

I even have a free pass...but I don't think it's good for new movies.  They have to be 2 weeks old.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Jenne on August 23, 2011, 10:42:54 PM
Shit.  I was gonna be a RESPONSIBLE ADULT and do shit I NEED to get done tomorrow.

But nope--now I'm gonna GO TO THE MUTHAHFUCKIN MOVIES.

I even have a free pass...but I don't think it's good for new movies.  They have to be 2 weeks old.

Go see Rise of the Planet of the Apes Jenne, trust me.  It is a great movie!  The kids will love it.

Suu

Conan did not suck. Just remember that it's Conan and therefore pulp fiction cheese to BEGIN with, and go with that. The fight scenes are well worth it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

Goin' on Friday instead--probably once by myself and then later on in the evening with everyone else.  :D  I expect to see Conan, Apes and perhaps Fright Night.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dimocritus on October 16, 2009, 12:41:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:29:24 PM
wut

Hrmm... Maybe you're more familiar with the term "talkies?" Anyhow...

Don't think I've forgotten this, Dimo.

Revenge rides a slow horse.
Molon Lube

hirley0

Quote from: Gordon C on August 15, 2011, 02:01:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 14, 2011, 07:39:45 PM
:crankey:

AC


That was a pivotal moment in the life of this thread.
:lulz:
:fnord:

? AC v DC etc
Ac is alternating current ? eLectrons first flow in one dirrection then the other
DC is dirrect current (ONE way only } there's an E C Snyder version of an
Edison, T. (Menlo Park}?  tail about this, i've forgotten Something about
Electrocution? or the Electric chair {Like i say i 4got the details about iT.


the reason i write you here Ni? is because i get Messages from C and
so i'LL try your chanel to geT some of the Movie facts about the 1 in
1000 year event, (i caLL it the Px {or in my version the P_0 approach

Mostly its about Earth Movements, as seen in the Movies? the recent
tZnomi in Japan would be a good example, onLy that was not a fLick
more of a Maid for prime time "NightLy News" d'TAIL.

lOOKING THE STUFF over c's posts, I ASSume he is after the Retard
Pervert version of AC - DC ?/? &i guess i once knew what AC DC ment
as applied to sex. i do NOT REMember what that tail was about eaTHer

So i thought i would wRite him? here using your? (Um 6}? which i changed
to a 9 and discarded the 0 . if U do read the BS explain to him the differances
also once in a thousand Years is not per milisecond pace etc etc etc etc Etc

his AV reminds me of the flying fish tail, the ASR7 years '57&8 and SUB
service in general. Going Up & Going Down, and a few more details
that are Available on the web with SEARch Altavista i dont Google. or f or t