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Jibbering monkeys.

Started by Kai, October 15, 2009, 11:54:31 PM

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Kai

October 15, 2009, 11:54:31 PM
Yes YOU, I mean you. All of yous. Fucking jibbering monkeys. Its like something straight out of "They're Made of Meat", all flapping and squirting and waggling and spitting out your anus like mouths, spewing horrendous nonsense, lies, ignorance and just plain STUPID TALK. I hear you all in my sleep, I hear you all day long, you maniac retard monkeys, on the street and in the office.

Its gotten so bad I can't even understand speech anymore, all the talk, even the most coherent is rendered into hoots and howls and high pitched screeches. When I go for a walk, I don't see a mother and her child walking for ice cream, I see a gorilla and a smaller gorilla  grunting and throwing their shit straight out of their assholes and picking every orifice, I SEE IT DAMN YOU ALL. A bunch of business men in suits become a squawking caterwalking maniac bunch of chimpanzees licking each others dicks. Its like I've put on one of those special pairs of movie glasses except instead of seeing the world in 3-d I see it in MONKEY VISION.

And as much as I want to take them off they won't come off, they're stuck to my face and the only way to remove them is to rip my face off! Did you hear me, I'M GONNA RIP MY FACE OFF! YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU!


Also, fuck you, Kai.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
October 15, 2009, 11:56:42 PM
I love you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 15, 2009, 11:59:28 PM
Fuck yeah
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dimocritus

#3
October 16, 2009, 12:09:54 AM

Woot!  :mittens:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

The Johnny

#4
October 16, 2009, 12:25:44 AM

Today a classmate made a presentation about incest.

It was 3 hours of disgunstingly projective perversion  :vom:

Cz his mommy died when he was 8, and his father married a young woman.

Thats all i could possibly hear in his attempts to explain some theories and authors.

One endless drone:

"Mommy i miss you
i want to fuck my step-mom
mommy i miss you
-any questions about exogamy?-
i want to fuck my step-mom"

On and on and on and on....
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Kai

#5
October 16, 2009, 12:28:55 AM
And you didn't STOMP HIM? WHAT THE FUCK MAN, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.

Of course you are. You and the rest of the fucking monkeys.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Johnny

#6
October 16, 2009, 12:33:44 AM

Ohhhh believe you me, when the 3 session exposition ends (cz everyone has 3 classes each to do their own subject), and theres finally the communal grading system part and critique section, hes going down.

We've been forced to go along with free association games with his personal collection of milf and fatty porn, and nitpickingly analyzing some son-mother romance story.

There shall be no forgiveness.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 16, 2009, 12:37:25 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 16, 2009, 12:33:44 AM

Ohhhh believe you me, when the 3 session exposition ends (cz everyone has 3 classes each to do their own subject), and theres finally the communal grading system part and critique section, hes going down.

We've been forced to go along with free association games with his personal collection of milf and fatty porn, and nitpickingly analyzing some son-mother romance story.

There shall be no forgiveness.

SMITE HIM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
October 16, 2009, 12:53:59 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mangrove

#9
October 16, 2009, 12:54:40 AM
 When I go for a walk, I don't see a mother and her child walking for ice cream, I see a gorilla and a smaller gorilla  grunting and throwing their shit straight out of their assholes and picking every orifice, I SEE IT DAMN YOU ALL. A bunch of business men in suits become a squawking caterwalking maniac bunch of chimpanzees licking each others dicks. Its like I've put on one of those special pairs of movie glasses except instead of seeing the world in 3-d I see it in MONKEY VISION.


ITT - Kai 'channels' William Burroughs!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

LMNO

#10
October 16, 2009, 01:00:27 PM
Great fucking rant, Kai.

Jenne

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October 16, 2009, 01:55:46 PM Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 01:57:39 PM by Jenne
*agrees with the Alphapance*  This was awesome.  And I've begun to see the world in primate-colored goggles myself.
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