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Alternate Celebrity Names
« on: October 17, 2009, 03:15:15 am »
1. Melt Gibson
2. Dandy Glover
3. Uma Thirstman
4. Jerry Signfest
5. Bruce Willits
6. Debbie Moore
7. Johnny Depth
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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2009, 04:14:09 am »
Are you high?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2009, 08:27:07 pm »
Doesn't matter.


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9. Gregory Pecker

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009, 08:35:23 pm »
10.  John Tush
11.  Steven Seagull
12.  Dick Chensmoker
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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2009, 09:57:27 pm »
13. Michael Bolton.

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2009, 09:58:40 pm »
14. Jim Carny
15. Bruce Cowbell
17. Brad Spit
16. Bruce Leek
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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 01:15:28 am »
Saran Sliverman
John Steward
Alex Quebeck


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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 01:35:11 am »
20. Brad Butts
21. Buttston Churchbutt
22. Butts Butts Butts

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 02:20:28 am »
23. Michael Bolton!

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 04:02:23 am »
20. Brad Butts
21. Buttston Churchbutt
22. Butts Butts Butts


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24. Angelina Holey
25. Angelica Poos-ton
26. Glenn Feck

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 06:49:47 pm »
Maybe there is something terribly wrong with me, but I just find this thread completely baffling.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 07:37:08 pm »
Maybe there is something terribly wrong with me, but I just find this thread completely baffling.

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 07:45:54 pm »
28. Michael Bolton.

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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2009, 07:55:43 pm »
I love you guys.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 09:32:21 pm »
Whitey Whosetown


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