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Russia is the new Florida/Germany

Started by Cain, November 14, 2009, 07:47:27 PM

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Cain

November 14, 2009, 07:47:27 PM
Anyone in doubt of this fact should read http://english.pravda.ru/ on a daily basis.

But this thread is not about that.  No, this thread is about Russian long-pig kebabs:

QuotePolice in Russia have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing a man, eating part of the body and selling other parts to a kebab shop.

The men were held in the city of Perm, some 1,400km (870 miles) east of Moscow, local investigators said.

Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the 25-year-old victim out of "personal hostility".

It was not clear when the incident occurred. The men - who have not been named - have been charged with murder.

The investigators said on Friday that the body of the man had been found in a forested area near a public transport stop in Perm.

They said the three men attacked their victim with knives and a hammer.

"After carrying out the attack, the corpse was dismembered. Part of it was eaten and part was also sold to a kebab and pie kiosk," their statement said.

It was not immediately clear if any customers had been served.

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#1
November 14, 2009, 09:17:03 PM
What was left to be identified?

So wasteful.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#2
November 15, 2009, 01:33:54 AM
Bones.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

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November 15, 2009, 02:16:46 AM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on November 15, 2009, 01:33:54 AM
Bones.

There are coffeemills and corrosives for that.

Nast

#4
November 15, 2009, 08:43:53 AM
I guess I should stop buying my meat from homeless Russian men, now that I know it isn't ethically produced.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Cain

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November 15, 2009, 01:38:34 PM
I too am shocked.  Who would've thought that homeless Russian men wouldn't be a good source of meat?

Er, to buy, that is. 
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