Suu's day in a real corset...Or...how to re-learn how to breathe and move.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Pretty sure I'd fatally injure myself on that one.

[Dysnomia]

HARDCORE RUNNERS CAN DO IT IN A CORSET

[Kurt Christ]

fact: people still eat tapeworms for this purpose   

"No ill effects!"

"Friends for a fair form!"

"No baths"

[Suu]

Yeah. I don't quite get that one either.  If baths aid in weight loss, you'd think that we would all be a lot skinner these days.

[LMNO]

Sweat-baths, maybe?

[Suu]

That could be what they mean, like a sauna.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

So tomorrow I'm going to try to leave it on for a full 4 hours after work. I'm nervous about wearing it while working until I'm a bit more comfortable with moving in it in case we get slammed.

I also need to work on lacing myself into it, because without General Stuart here I'm shit out of luck otherwise. (The other roommates have already voiced their disapproval...Good god we need to get out of here ASAP.)

If it's laced right there should be two loops to grab onto. They should meet at the waist. Grab those and pull, then tighten the bottom and top with one hand as you pull the loops with the other.
You''l get good at it after some practice

[Suu]

So tomorrow I'm going to try to leave it on for a full 4 hours after work. I'm nervous about wearing it while working until I'm a bit more comfortable with moving in it in case we get slammed.

I also need to work on lacing myself into it, because without General Stuart here I'm shit out of luck otherwise. (The other roommates have already voiced their disapproval...Good god we need to get out of here ASAP.)

If it's laced right there should be two loops to grab onto. They should meet at the waist. Grab those and pull, then tighten the bottom and top with one hand as you pull the loops with the other.
You''l get good at it after some practice

Yup, that's exactly how it's laced. I'll get some practice in today.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So tomorrow I'm going to try to leave it on for a full 4 hours after work. I'm nervous about wearing it while working until I'm a bit more comfortable with moving in it in case we get slammed.

I also need to work on lacing myself into it, because without General Stuart here I'm shit out of luck otherwise. (The other roommates have already voiced their disapproval...Good god we need to get out of here ASAP.)

WHAT? There are people in your life who are expressing disapproval of something awesome yet pointless and potentially unhealthy that you are doing largely for the purposes of your own entertainment???

FUCK THEM!!!

Those motherfuckers don't understand ART, is what.

I bet if I told Wyden and Kennedy's 12 about it, they would approve.

[Dysnomia]

lacing oneself into a corset is hard work.  Had to do it by myself the other day and it was no fun.   

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Corsets are the single most conflicted thing in reenactment.

A) They are TEH awesome and make TEH awesome curves and cleavage
B) Its a horrible thing for someone to do to themselves. Or at least, it seems horrible to me... I'm skinny and I don't like tight doublets all that much

lacing oneself into a corset is hard work.  Had to do it by myself the other day and it was no fun.   

Also, that should never happen... there should be a special phone number to call and get a hot guy to help you get laced in.

[Dysnomia]

hot guy was supposed to come AFTER I'd gotten into it.  To bone the ever-loving shit outta me.   

[LMNO]

Incidentally, speaking as a man: having sex with a woman in an extremely tight corset is an AMAZING experience. Really, there is something very different going on there.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Incidentally, speaking as a man: having sex with a woman in an extremely tight corset is an AMAZING experience. Really, there is something very different going on there.

This is the correct one eyed trousercycle

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

does wearing corsets make you not hungry? cause i am wearing a wide tight belt thang today and it made me not get hungry