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Started by 0, October 19, 2009, 09:44:14 PM

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Suu

...12 hours and I'm on my way.

Remember, Vermont Pub and Brewery around 5pm, spag.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

Sounds good, you can buy me dinner.

Suu

Quote from: General Stuart on October 29, 2009, 02:41:33 AM
Sounds good, you can buy me dinner.

I'm sorry, don't you have Per Diem that covers that?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

I accidentally left my phone in the bathroom upstairs, and when I got back up there, she was in there...


Naturally when she got out of the WC and I went in, sure enough, my phone was acting as if someone had just touched it.





:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

LOL

They don't GIVE me money for food, I have to spend my own money and that gets reimbursed.

Suu

WHY AM I AWAKE?!

Oh right....GETTING OUT OF HERE!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

From the latest insane e-mail:

"Going to sleepy now.  I hope you are having fun, but toss and turn all night because you are having (female housemate) withdrawals. ;) - OOOXXX.  I love you - never forget that."


You know....this really has taken a psychotic turn....

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 04:06:57 PM
From the latest insane e-mail:

"Going to sleepy now.  I hope you are having fun, but toss and turn all night because you are having (female housemate) withdrawals. ;) - OOOXXX.  I love you - never forget that."


You know....this really has taken a psychotic turn....

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck...

Dude, I can be there in like three and a half hours. Just in the unlikely event you need another pair of hands to wield your arsenal.

0

Make it stop...it's just....so....creepy....

Rumckle

Didn't somebody once say it is nice to be loved?

:roll:
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 04:06:57 PM
From the latest insane e-mail:

"Going to sleepy now.  I hope you are having fun, but toss and turn all night because you are having (female housemate) withdrawals. ;) - OOOXXX.  I love you - never forget that."


You know....this really has taken a psychotic turn....

HOLY SHIT

This is some weird fucking... weirdness. You know you can't go back there. This is fairly obviously ramping up to a scene.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


0

Oh, I know. As soon as possible, i'm scooping up Suu and getting the hell out of there. I think if I just ignore these emails she'll take a hint.

Jenne

Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 07:57:07 PM
Oh, I know. As soon as possible, i'm scooping up Suu and getting the hell out of there. I think if I just ignore these emails she'll take a hint.

Har!  You don't do crazy often, do you?

No, crazy thinks: HAY HE'S IGNORING ME SO I MUST BE LOUDER, FASTER, MOAR CRAZY!

Yeah, gtfo, like, now.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jenne on November 02, 2009, 10:19:23 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 07:57:07 PM
Oh, I know. As soon as possible, i'm scooping up Suu and getting the hell out of there. I think if I just ignore these emails she'll take a hint.

Har!  You don't do crazy often, do you?

No, crazy thinks: HAY HE'S IGNORING ME SO I MUST BE LOUDER, FASTER, MOAR CRAZY!

Yeah, gtfo, like, now.

"HE DOESN'T BELIEVE MY LOVE FOR HIM!  I MUST RAMP IT UP!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 04:06:57 PM
From the latest insane e-mail:

"Going to sleepy now.  I hope you are having fun, but toss and turn all night because you are having (female housemate) withdrawals. ;) - OOOXXX.  I love you - never forget that."


You know....this really has taken a psychotic turn....

My whole world is kinda like that.

FML.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.