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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Short Road To Freedom

Started by 0, October 19, 2009, 09:44:14 PM

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LMNO

#15
October 21, 2009, 02:42:37 PM
To be fair, everyone wants to bang General Stuart.

Suu

#16
October 21, 2009, 02:44:01 PM
Yes. This is true.

But it's kinda hard to live with a 47 year old that does as well.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#17
October 21, 2009, 02:45:16 PM
So, give her a two-foot dildo and tell her to get in line.

Suu

#18
October 21, 2009, 02:46:28 PM
I just might. I have a feeling the more time I spend here over the course of the next couple of weeks the more of a chance I'll be in jail.

That reminds me, time to go break a 20 at Dunkin and catch the bus downtown.

Later spags.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

#19
October 21, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."


FML

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#20
October 21, 2009, 09:38:47 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."


FML
:lulz: what a creep

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
October 21, 2009, 09:40:20 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."


FML

:lulz:

Of course you realize, this is simply your bad Kharma for the horrible things you say about your Rain God™ and spiritual adviser.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

0

#22
October 21, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
Let us get one thing clear as crystal, SIR, I do not presume to say anything ABOUT you. Rather, I say it TO you.

Now put that in your pinko-commie-ring-around-the-rosey-join-hands-and-sing-koom-bay-ya-pipe and smoke it!

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 21, 2009, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
Let us get one thing clear as crystal, SIR, I do not presume to say anything ABOUT you. Rather, I say it TO you.

Now put that in your pinko-commie-ring-around-the-rosey-join-hands-and-sing-koom-bay-ya-pipe and smoke it!

As a Rain God™, you can't actually say anything to me, unless it's a prayer, and those piss me off to no end.  I mean, I'm trying to eat my dinner, and I get whimpering like "PLEASE STOP THE TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR, MY FAMILY IS DROWNING" or "PLEASE WATER MY CROPS" or "LITTLE BILLY WANTS TO GO OUT AND PLAY".  Tiresome.

So anything said concerning me, even if I am involved in the conversation, is ABOUT me.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

0

#24
October 21, 2009, 10:27:52 PM
Rod Steiger didn't die, he just turned into Roger


The Good Reverend Roger

#25
October 21, 2009, 10:29:21 PM
Huh?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

0

#26
October 21, 2009, 10:30:38 PM
yeeeeeahhh....you would say that!

TAKE THAT MASK OFF STEIGER!

LOOOOK AT THE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
October 21, 2009, 10:31:51 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 10:30:38 PM
yeeeeeahhh....you would say that!

TAKE THAT MASK OFF STEIGER!

LOOOOK AT THE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still don't get it, but I shall take it in the spirit in which it was obviously intended.  Therefore, I shall have a word with that Eskimo buddy of mine.  Enjoy your dig, sir.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#28
October 21, 2009, 10:39:00 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."


FML

:asplode:

HELP ME
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

#29
October 21, 2009, 10:39:50 PM
LOL that wasn't meant to MEAN anything, I just got bored and found a pic of steiger.

Things are pretty awesome up here. This hotel room is POSH!
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