I Dig Everything

[archPope Rocket P Llama]

The courts said something or other about the Pledge of Allegience, whatever. Fucking stupid hooplah.
Yeah, I keep discovering that I'm more of a Liberal than I thought I was. I used to be Conservative, but I got over it and decided to be jus whatever, but more and more I end up siding with Liberal's on things. I mean, maybe it's the conservative hypocrisy: They bitch and bitch over how they want smaller government, more freedom, blah blah blah, but then they vehemetly oppose any freedoms for things non-conservative: Pr0n, Homosexuality, Neo-Pagans, the Occult, and things they consider immoral. El Presidente puts $135 million (!) behind Abstinence ONLY programs, which ammounts basicaly to the Federal Government declaring their siding with the Christians on the issue of pre-marital sex. There is something going down in the congress to pass something called the Constitutional Reformation Act which is dedicated to putting the 10 Commandments up roughly everywhere, to enforce prayer in schools, and to make everyone say UNDER GOD in the pledge. If you don't want to say UNDER GOD then conservatives like Joe Farrah, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reily, Tony Snow, and worst of all, Bush's little piece of ass himself Sean Hannity, will rail at you and spit on thee and declare thee unamerican for not worshiping their GOD in the official pledge of the nation.

FUCK YES! Which GOD do they speak of indeed!? Krishna? Ganeesha? Eris? Great Pan? Zeus? THERE ARE TRILLIONS OF BILLIONS OF POSSIBILITIES, BUT my children, my precious ones, WE all know who they mean. The Satanic God Jehovah! YAHWEH! BIBLEGOD

The God of the OLDE Testicles! Mr Genocide, Lord of Smitery! THE ALIEN MEANACE OF JHVH-1! Yes, the COnservatives want you to be forced to pay HOMMAGE to a terrible alien god of horror death and general all purpose GOONERY! THEY (who we will now refer to as THEM, the Five Orders of Discordia) print this bastard's name on our money! ON OUR SACRED MONEY! IN GOD WE TRUST! IN JHVH-1, A SPACE GHOD OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE RETARDATION AND ILL-WILL WE TRUST!

It makes me SICK! FUCKING SICK! How about in Eris we trust? FUCK WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY! Baptists have a higher divorce rate than ATHEISTS! GOOD GOD! RUSH LIMBAUGH, KING KONG OF THE KONSERVATIVES IS GETTINGA A DIVORCE! AGAIN! The comedy! The outright blatant HUMOROR! I piss on the conservatives! I PISS ON THEIR HEADS! (this does not apply to the ones I know, I merely wish for your salvation) I SHIT INTO THE MOUTH OF SEAN HANNITY! I glance my evil EYE at Jerry Falwell and Joyce Meyers! Have you SEEN that bitch's website!? OH HO HO! They will be satisfied with NOTHING less than a THEOCRACY!

YIP YIP YEE! Take drugs! Smash police cars! Steal things! Fly fiery airplaes into young children and laugh at their parents! DESTROY! DESTROOOOY! CAN I GET AN AMEN!? even those of you who dissagree with me! come on! AMEN! A FUCKING MEN DAMMIT!

PEACE CHILDREN! Good GOLLY Miss Molly!When will it END!? When willt he STOP PUMPING NERVE GAS INTO YOUR ROOMS AT NIGHT AND POISONING THE WELLS!? WHEN WILL GOVERNMENT EEEEEND!? They opress you everyDAY in everyWAY that they can! The only answer if CHEEZ WIZ! MOTATOV COCKTAILS MADE FROM CHEEZ WIZ! YES! GENTLEMEN! TURN IT ON!

And we shall come for you with our RAZOR!

[Trollax]

and I said! Dig! dig?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The courts said something or other about the Pledge of Allegience, whatever. Fucking stupid hooplah.
Yeah, I keep discovering that I'm more of a Liberal than I thought I was. I used to be Conservative, but I got over it and decided to be jus whatever, but more and more I end up siding with Liberal's on things. I mean, maybe it's the conservative hypocrisy: They bitch and bitch over how they want smaller government, more freedom, blah blah blah, but then they vehemetly oppose any freedoms for things non-conservative: Pr0n, Homosexuality, Neo-Pagans, the Occult, and things they consider immoral. El Presidente puts $135 million (!) behind Abstinence ONLY programs, which ammounts basicaly to the Federal Government declaring their siding with the Christians on the issue of pre-marital sex. There is something going down in the congress to pass something called the Constitutional Reformation Act which is dedicated to putting the 10 Commandments up roughly everywhere, to enforce prayer in schools, and to make everyone say UNDER GOD in the pledge. If you don't want to say UNDER GOD then conservatives like Joe Farrah, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reily, Tony Snow, and worst of all, Bush's little piece of ass himself Sean Hannity, will rail at you and spit on thee and declare thee unamerican for not worshiping their GOD in the official pledge of the nation.

FUCK YES! Which GOD do they speak of indeed!? Krishna? Ganeesha? Eris? Great Pan? Zeus? THERE ARE TRILLIONS OF BILLIONS OF POSSIBILITIES, BUT my children, my precious ones, WE all know who they mean. The Satanic God Jehovah! YAHWEH! BIBLEGOD

The God of the OLDE Testicles! Mr Genocide, Lord of Smitery! THE ALIEN MEANACE OF JHVH-1! Yes, the COnservatives want you to be forced to pay HOMMAGE to a terrible alien god of horror death and general all purpose GOONERY! THEY (who we will now refer to as THEM, the Five Orders of Discordia) print this bastard's name on our money! ON OUR SACRED MONEY! IN GOD WE TRUST! IN JHVH-1, A SPACE GHOD OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE RETARDATION AND ILL-WILL WE TRUST!

It makes me SICK! FUCKING SICK! How about in Eris we trust? FUCK WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY! Baptists have a higher divorce rate than ATHEISTS! GOOD GOD! RUSH LIMBAUGH, KING KONG OF THE KONSERVATIVES IS GETTINGA A DIVORCE! AGAIN! The comedy! The outright blatant HUMOROR! I piss on the conservatives! I PISS ON THEIR HEADS! (this does not apply to the ones I know, I merely wish for your salvation) I SHIT INTO THE MOUTH OF SEAN HANNITY! I glance my evil EYE at Jerry Falwell and Joyce Meyers! Have you SEEN that bitch's website!? OH HO HO! They will be satisfied with NOTHING less than a THEOCRACY!

YIP YIP YEE! Take drugs! Smash police cars! Steal things! Fly fiery airplaes into young children and laugh at their parents! DESTROY! DESTROOOOY! CAN I GET AN AMEN!? even those of you who dissagree with me! come on! AMEN! A FUCKING MEN DAMMIT!

PEACE CHILDREN! Good GOLLY Miss Molly!When will it END!? When willt he STOP PUMPING NERVE GAS INTO YOUR ROOMS AT NIGHT AND POISONING THE WELLS!? WHEN WILL GOVERNMENT EEEEEND!? They opress you everyDAY in everyWAY that they can! The only answer if CHEEZ WIZ! MOTATOV COCKTAILS MADE FROM CHEEZ WIZ! YES! GENTLEMEN! TURN IT ON!

And we shall come for you with our RAZOR!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I am weeping openly.

[Malaria test subject #777]

I salute you.

[SMFabal]

Bravo!

It's been years since I got so worked up of the re-puritanizing of outdated puritan laws in America. I'll have to sit down and bitch again ... I'll prtobably feel alot better in the end

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

::weeps for another speaks the foul truth::

[Horab Fibslager]

all this leberal/conservative crap makes me want to become a politican in order to emphaisize normal/in tune with reality/actual adminsitration as opposed to grandstanding and vote buying that is the democratic world today. absolute power corrupts absolutely, but so does non-guaranteed elected power. although i was goign to vote, i am quit econfident that the election(here in canuckistan) will have the most desirable outcome possible, with the conservative party winning a landslide, and the quebec seperatist party being the oppostion(as it should be, those vote buying liberals havign been buying quebec for the federal for so much money that many of us want a refund). regardless i have no problems with living off wages paid by the poor. sure beats working for the rich!

[archPope Rocket P Llama]

all this leberal/conservative crap makes me want to become a politican in order to emphaisize normal/in tune with reality/actual adminsitration as opposed to grandstanding and vote buying that is the democratic world today. absolute power corrupts absolutely, but so does non-guaranteed elected power. although i was goign to vote, i am quit econfident that the election(here in canuckistan) will have the most desirable outcome possible, with the conservative party winning a landslide, and the quebec seperatist party being the oppostion(as it should be, those vote buying liberals havign been buying quebec for the federal for so much money that many of us want a refund). regardless i have no problems with living off wages paid by the poor. sure beats working for the rich!

It'd never work. If you ran as a non-conservative or non-liberal and tried to emphasise normality and goodwill you'd be classified as an extremist.

[Colonel Failure]

AMEN.

Hail Eris.

All Hail Discordia.

Hail Yes.


 


CF

[Colonel Failure]

(the previous post should not be construed to imply that I approve of anything the flaming, bleeding-heart liberal wrote above.)


(Or liberals in general, for that matter.)


(You know, unless ya wanna.)


 

CF

[MedeoPlusPlus]

all this leberal/conservative crap makes me want to become a politican in order to emphaisize normal/in tune with reality/actual adminsitration as opposed to grandstanding and vote buying that is the democratic world today. absolute power corrupts absolutely, but so does non-guaranteed elected power. although i was goign to vote, i am quit econfident that the election(here in canuckistan) will have the most desirable outcome possible, with the conservative party winning a landslide, and the quebec seperatist party being the oppostion(as it should be, those vote buying liberals havign been buying quebec for the federal for so much money that many of us want a refund). regardless i have no problems with living off wages paid by the poor. sure beats working for the rich!

It'd never work. If you ran as a non-conservative or non-liberal and tried to emphasise normality and goodwill you'd be classified as an extremist.

I don't think being labeled an extremist would faze Horab that much.

But what do I know.

[Bella]

You're right.....horab would probably enjoy being called an extremist.
I'd almost bet money on it.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

But what do I know.

that your sister hates engrish?

[MedeoPlusPlus]

But what do I know.

that your sister hates engrish?

No, she thinks Engrish (particularly as spoken by young Japanese males) is- direct quote- "damn sexy". What she hates is when people like myself make fun of Engrish.

For instance, we rented The Last Samurai a few days ago (damn fine film, by the way) and I just couldn't resist mockingly repeating such lines as "It is considered extremeree rude..." and "I have concruded that..." much to her disdain.

Suprisingly, she loves this, but that's about the extent of her tolerance.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

yea...but who doesn't like Strong Bad?