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Started by Da6s, October 22, 2009, 07:26:54 PM

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October 22, 2009, 07:26:54 PM
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/search/label/This%20Week%20In%20Holy%20Crimes

Here's an excerpt:

QuoteTexas: Pastor Tomas Gonzales sentenced to 15 years for molesting five year-old girl.
Uganda: Pastor Obiri Kojo Yeboah arrested for fraud for wearing a hidden electrical device to deceive parishioners into thinking his touch was slaying them in the Lord. Bonus: The Pentacostal Church is outraged at faked miracle healing.
New Jersey: Father Michael Fugee removed by Archdiocese, saying they just learned of his 2003 molestation conviction.
Michigan: Pastor Randy William Strong sentenced to one year in jail for molesting ten year-old boy.
DC: Pastor Henry Lyons, who served five years in prison for embezzling $5M from the National Baptist Convention, is now suing the organization, claiming they defrauded him of the votes necessary to once again become their president.
England: Vicar Peter Hedge found guilty of more than 30 counts of rape and sexual assault on underage boys.
Georgia: A new website has been launched to serve those molested and sexually abused by pastors of the Church of God In Christ.
Italy: Vatican bureaucrat Father Cesare Burgazzi gets charges dropped after high-speed chase through transsexual prostitution district during which he injured three cops. Friends in high places.
Israel: Rabbi Yosef Schneider arrested for defrauding investors of millions.
California: Rev. Christine Daniel arrested for selling fake cancer cure and hastening the deaths of at least six people. Bonus: Daniel used to sell her potions on TBN's Praise The Lord show.
Delaware: The Catholic Archdiocese of Wilmington declares Chapter 11 bankruptcy after petitioning the court in vain for an "equitable settlement" for 142 victims of molestation by priests.

We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

AFK

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October 22, 2009, 07:34:58 PM
Is Rev. Uncle BadTouch on that list yet?

Oh yeah, that's right, Discordia isn't a recognized religion.  My bad. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 22, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 22, 2009, 07:34:58 PM
Oh yeah, that's right, Discordia isn't a recognized religion.   

I'll fix THAT!

TGRR,
Knows there are different ways to be recognized.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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