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Goth Counterculture: A disappointment.

Started by The Johnny, October 22, 2009, 09:36:05 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 23, 2009, 10:38:39 PM
Live by the spork, die by the spork.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

#16
October 23, 2009, 11:36:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 10:38:39 PM
Live by the spork, die by the spork.

This is why I don't frequent salad bars; I value my life.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

the other anonymous

#17
October 24, 2009, 12:26:42 AM
A tomato walks into a salad bar.

"Ouch," he says.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
October 24, 2009, 03:44:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 10:06:36 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 23, 2009, 10:05:10 PM
By the Law of You Are What You Eat.

Apparently, I am a goddamn piece of broccoli.

Christ, I'm a cheeseburger.  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Brotep

#19
October 24, 2009, 05:48:33 AM
Are you the same cheeseburger?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
October 24, 2009, 07:07:49 AM
Quote from: Brotep on October 24, 2009, 05:48:33 AM
Are you the same cheeseburger?

There is only one cheeseburger, and it exists at all points simultaneously.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Brotep

#21
October 24, 2009, 08:02:29 PM
O SHI-!
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