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Started by SpazztheCelestial, October 23, 2009, 03:43:06 PM

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SpazztheCelestial

#15
October 23, 2009, 04:51:23 PM

Dammit, we have an introduction thread for a reason.

Fuck! I hate it when I screw up right off the bat.

I mean welcome, you'll probably fit in here, we have old people, and silly people. And squid likes cheese.

Thanks. Cheese likes squids too, I think.

Spazz
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.-George Carlin

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 23, 2009, 04:53:22 PM
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 23, 2009, 04:51:23 PM

Dammit, we have an introduction thread for a reason.

Fuck! I hate it when I screw up right off the bat.

I mean welcome, you'll probably fit in here, we have old people, and silly people. And squid likes cheese.

Thanks. Cheese likes squids too, I think.

Spazz

We also have a quote function.  And an allergy to word salad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 23, 2009, 04:53:58 PM
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 23, 2009, 04:48:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
I like his personal text.

Also, it's good to have another old bastard hobbling around the joint.

Thank you, kind sir! Make that an old bitch, though. :D

Bastard is gender neutral.  At least around these parts, ma'am.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#18
October 23, 2009, 05:10:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2009, 04:24:54 PM
Ugh.  With that Scottish spag?


No thank you.

Indeed, I like to not limp along and zealously guard my knees when I walk.

And I'm certain you would be an unhappy tenant in this typically Scottish body.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#19
October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.

Cheese is awesome.

And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 23, 2009, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.

Cheese is awesome.

And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.


You and I should swap brains.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#21
October 23, 2009, 05:40:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.

Cheese is awesome.

And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.


You and I should swap brains.

and you can drunk dial Payne on a regular basis?  :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
October 23, 2009, 05:41:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:40:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2009, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.

Cheese is awesome.

And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.


You and I should swap brains.

and you can drunk dial Payne on a regular basis?  :lulz:

Fuck that, I'd be busy.  By myself.  At home.

TGRR,
Leave us alone, please.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#23
October 23, 2009, 06:29:38 PM
 :lulz:

LMNO

#24
October 23, 2009, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.

Cheese is awesome.

And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.



On the other hand, RAWR.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#25
October 23, 2009, 06:35:37 PM
Hi Spazz!

Welcome to PD.com!

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
October 23, 2009, 06:37:01 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 06:29:38 PM
:lulz:

And YOU could be stuck with crazy women. 

Such a bargain for you!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#27
October 23, 2009, 06:50:13 PM
Hi spazz.  :)
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Pope Pixie Pickle

#28
October 23, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2009, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.

Cheese is awesome.

And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.



On the other hand, RAWR.

yes, at the weekends when i has free calls, poor Payne gets :giggle: "ohai, im drunk.."

But if i drunk dialled LMNO his magical Alphapance powerz wud make me a momma in no time. eek!

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
October 23, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2009, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 23, 2009, 05:27:37 PM
hai spazz.

Cheese is awesome.

And an LMNO/Payne brain swap would confuse me. I mean, i'd feel a bit funny drunk dialling LMNO.



On the other hand, RAWR.

yes, at the weekends when i has free calls, poor Payne gets :giggle: "ohai, im drunk.."

But if i drunk dialled LMNO his magical Alphapance powerz wud make me a momma in no time. eek!

Fact:  Women have been impregnated by driving rental cars previously used by LMNO.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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