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ATTN: Swine Flu
« on: October 26, 2009, 11:07:03 am »
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Re: ATTN: Swine Flu
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2009, 11:37:26 am »
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Re: ATTN: Swine Flu
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2009, 01:41:37 pm »
It has my brother and my mom too. My sister brought it home from work but she never became symptomatic (the girl never gets sick, EVER). And my dad had it already back in the 70s so they think he's immune.
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Re: ATTN: Swine Flu
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2009, 01:48:26 pm »
I had my youngest in the ER last Wednesday.  The school sent him home because he was running a temperature.  They told us in the ER that they weren't even running H1N1 tests unless the patient was critical.  When she asked about what all the kids had passed around in the last 6 months, she said we all probably had a mild case of the shit already and thought it was a stomach flu.
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Re: ATTN: Swine Flu
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2009, 02:44:58 pm »
it had my friend last week, and one of man-whore's friends a couple weeks ago.  Also, now ex-boyfriend's dad. 
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Re: ATTN: Swine Flu
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 12:38:48 am »
My friends in health care (for some reason I have a whole bevy of girls who are either PhD, MPH, or in medical research :?) are saying that in Portland, all cases of flu are currently assumed to be swine because there have been so few cases of regular seasonal flu and so many cases of H1N1. That's basically the only flu that's going around.

I'm super-worried about my friend because the last I heard from him, a week and a half ago, was "we can't come over because my son has a fever".
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Re: ATTN: Swine Flu
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 02:14:53 am »
That's how my son was "diagnosed" too, Nigel.  It was basically a default.  Only one flu going around, so if you have one, it's H1N1.

We got the vacc today--all 4 of us.  Woo.  So now it's just enteroviruses that will get us this year.  Hooray.
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Re: ATTN: Swine Flu
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 02:31:52 am »
I've decided that I'm not getting it.

Nor am I taking any sort of vaccine for it.

I work in a fucking restaurant, if I haven't been exposed to it already, well, then I will eventually.

Bring it on, Pig Pox, prepare to be obliterated by my T-Cells, motherfucker!
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Re: ATTN: Swine Flu
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 02:52:24 am »
Quote from: Suu on October 27, 2009, 02:31:52 am
I've decided that I'm not getting it.

Nor am I taking any sort of vaccine for it.

I work in a fucking restaurant, if I haven't been exposed to it already, well, then I will eventually.

Bring it on, Pig Pox, prepare to be obliterated by my T-Cells, motherfucker!
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- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: ATTN: Swine Flu
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2009, 02:53:51 am »
YOU'RE FUCKED, FOREVER
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