Is it in poor taste...

[Suu]

I have a feeling I'm going to want to keep this bag for myself...

[Suu]

Also, this artwork is amazing:




Once I get my own place again I should really start collecting impressive propaganda posters. I've always had a love for it.

[Iason Ouabache]

If TGRR were pope I'd convert to Catholicism faster than you can say Friar Tuck.

1.  You gotta be married for a at least 5 years to be a priest.
2.  Condoms are mandatory, unless you are trying to have a kid.
3.  Having a 3rd kid gets you sent to hell.  Period, stop, the end.
4.  All that filthy boodle in the Vatican gets melted down and used to finance methods of halting desertification.
5.  When finished, the Vatican, the churches, and the outfits will make the Amish look like 1970s pimps.  Serious here.  Granite and linen.  NOTHING ELSE.
6.  Saint Tripzip's day will be celebrated on July 4th.  He chased the alligators out of Norway (Sound silly?  Google Saint Patrick.)
7.  The inquisition will be reinstated, to cleanse the temple of pedophiles.
8.  Penance will consist of doing nice things for people.
9.  Paul of Tarsus is out, Jesus is back in.  All the Jesii.
10.  John of Patmos will be moved to the "comedy" section of the bible.  People will be told to enjoy their time here while treating everyone nicely, rather than obsessing over death.

Also, beer.  

ETA:  Rule #3 will have a grandfather clause.

I wonder how much it would take to bribe the College of Cardinals.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If TGRR were pope I'd convert to Catholicism faster than you can say Friar Tuck.

1.  You gotta be married for a at least 5 years to be a priest.
2.  Condoms are mandatory, unless you are trying to have a kid.
3.  Having a 3rd kid gets you sent to hell.  Period, stop, the end.
4.  All that filthy boodle in the Vatican gets melted down and used to finance methods of halting desertification.
5.  When finished, the Vatican, the churches, and the outfits will make the Amish look like 1970s pimps.  Serious here.  Granite and linen.  NOTHING ELSE.
6.  Saint Tripzip's day will be celebrated on July 4th.  He chased the alligators out of Norway (Sound silly?  Google Saint Patrick.)
7.  The inquisition will be reinstated, to cleanse the temple of pedophiles.
8.  Penance will consist of doing nice things for people.
9.  Paul of Tarsus is out, Jesus is back in.  All the Jesii.
10.  John of Patmos will be moved to the "comedy" section of the bible.  People will be told to enjoy their time here while treating everyone nicely, rather than obsessing over death.

Also, beer.  

ETA:  Rule #3 will have a grandfather clause.

Whew!

My 3rd one was a "surprise".

[Suu]

I'm getting way too into drawing on tote bags. I think I found a new capitalist venture hobby.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If TGRR were pope I'd convert to Catholicism faster than you can say Friar Tuck.

1.  You gotta be married for a at least 5 years to be a priest.
2.  Condoms are mandatory, unless you are trying to have a kid.
3.  Having a 3rd kid gets you sent to hell.  Period, stop, the end.
4.  All that filthy boodle in the Vatican gets melted down and used to finance methods of halting desertification.
5.  When finished, the Vatican, the churches, and the outfits will make the Amish look like 1970s pimps.  Serious here.  Granite and linen.  NOTHING ELSE.
6.  Saint Tripzip's day will be celebrated on July 4th.  He chased the alligators out of Norway (Sound silly?  Google Saint Patrick.)
7.  The inquisition will be reinstated, to cleanse the temple of pedophiles.
8.  Penance will consist of doing nice things for people.
9.  Paul of Tarsus is out, Jesus is back in.  All the Jesii.
10.  John of Patmos will be moved to the "comedy" section of the bible.  People will be told to enjoy their time here while treating everyone nicely, rather than obsessing over death.

Also, beer.  

ETA:  Rule #3 will have a grandfather clause.

Whew!

My 3rd one was a "surprise".

Yeah, well, it's not like I did you a favor.  If you go to heaven, you get to hang out with Jerry Falwell and Tammy Faye Bakker forever.

SIN NOW, THERE'S STILL TIME!

[Triple Zero]

6.  Saint Tripzip's day will be celebrated on July 4th.  He chased the alligators out of Norway (Sound silly?  Google Saint Patrick.)

8.  Penance will consist of doing nice things for people.

This is both the most awesome and most depressing of the rules, due to the implications.

Monkeys will be monkeys.

Also, it will encourage nice people to sin, and we need more of that.

We need this rule in Discordianism.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If TGRR were pope I'd convert to Catholicism faster than you can say Friar Tuck.

1.  You gotta be married for a at least 5 years to be a priest.
2.  Condoms are mandatory, unless you are trying to have a kid.
3.  Having a 3rd kid gets you sent to hell.  Period, stop, the end.
4.  All that filthy boodle in the Vatican gets melted down and used to finance methods of halting desertification.
5.  When finished, the Vatican, the churches, and the outfits will make the Amish look like 1970s pimps.  Serious here.  Granite and linen.  NOTHING ELSE.
6.  Saint Tripzip's day will be celebrated on July 4th.  He chased the alligators out of Norway (Sound silly?  Google Saint Patrick.)
7.  The inquisition will be reinstated, to cleanse the temple of pedophiles.
8.  Penance will consist of doing nice things for people.
9.  Paul of Tarsus is out, Jesus is back in.  All the Jesii.
10.  John of Patmos will be moved to the "comedy" section of the bible.  People will be told to enjoy their time here while treating everyone nicely, rather than obsessing over death.

Also, beer.  

ETA:  Rule #3 will have a grandfather clause.

Whew!

My 3rd one was a "surprise".

Yeah, well, it's not like I did you a favor.  If you go to heaven, you get to hang out with Jerry Falwell and Tammy Faye Bakker forever.

SIN NOW, THERE'S STILL TIME!

I feel like I took care of a good deal of "sinning" last night.

For one thing, we're BOTH technically still married.

[Fuquad]

ETA:  Rule #3 will have a grandfather clause.

If you're a grandfather, it's ok to have more children?

[Richter]

I'm getting way too into drawing on tote bags. I think I found a new capitalist venture hobby.

NICE! 

[Suu]

As you can see, I have found uses for the sprockets that Squid sent me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm getting way too into drawing on tote bags. I think I found a new capitalist venture hobby.

NICE! 

Shit yeah.  How much, Suu?  Keelin would KILL for that.

[Suu]

$20, but I need it for the convention this weekend. If you want to order one I'll make it MUCH nicer. I still need to put trim on this one, like the first sample I did:



God I need a real camera...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

$20, but I need it for the convention this weekend. If you want to order one I'll make it MUCH nicer. I still need to put trim on this one, like the first sample I did:



God I need a real camera...

I will order one.  I have to jet right now, but I'll PM you tomorrow to talk turkey.

[Suu]

That's the last one for this run. I'm in LOVE with that stripey ribbon! Yes it's tied in a bow on the side.

When my housemate get's home I'll ask her if I can borrow her good digital camera to take better pictures of them now that they are all trimmed and glittery.