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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 26, 2009, 07:08:31 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

October 26, 2009, 07:08:31 PM
... why they are always being persecuted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iClHpepBY1I
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
October 26, 2009, 07:09:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 26, 2009, 07:08:31 PM
... why they are always being persecuted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iClHpepBY1I

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Cainad (dec.)

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October 26, 2009, 07:12:45 PM
"Jingle Cats sing What Child is this and Hava Nagila from the Jingle Cats Christmas DVD"

Clips of cats meowing, remixed into Christmas songs. :horrormirth:

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
October 26, 2009, 07:13:32 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 26, 2009, 07:12:45 PM
"Jingle Cats sing What Child is this and Hava Nagila from the Jingle Cats Christmas DVD"

Clips of cats meowing, remixed into Christmas songs. :horrormirth:

:crankey:

Jihaad.  That is all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

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October 26, 2009, 07:15:35 PM
I put it on and the roommate's cat is like....WTF?
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Triple Zero

#5
October 26, 2009, 09:05:48 PM
um okay, but what's it got to do with Christians?
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#6
October 26, 2009, 09:11:01 PM
I agree. This is exactly why cats are prosecuted.

But really, this is about as Christian as "Bingo-Night."
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Cainad (dec.)

#7
October 26, 2009, 09:19:26 PM
Christians are responsible for Christmas. Therefore, they are directly responsible for everything related to Christmas, including awful abominations such as this.

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 26, 2009, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 26, 2009, 09:19:26 PM
Christians are responsible for Christmas. Therefore, they are directly responsible for everything related to Christmas, including awful abominations such as this.

How I dread the day after Thanksgiving.

:x
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rumckle

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October 26, 2009, 10:39:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 26, 2009, 09:19:26 PM
Christians are responsible for Christmas. Therefore, they are directly responsible for everything related to Christmas, including awful abominations such as this.

How I dread the day after Thanksgiving.

:x

That is one of things you Americans have good, you're Christmas decorations don't go up until November. In Australia they start in October.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Suu

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October 26, 2009, 10:50:40 PM Last Edit: October 26, 2009, 11:53:45 PM by Suu
Quote from: Rumckle on October 26, 2009, 10:39:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 26, 2009, 09:19:26 PM
Christians are responsible for Christmas. Therefore, they are directly responsible for everything related to Christmas, including awful abominations such as this.

How I dread the day after Thanksgiving.

:x

That is one of things you Americans have good, you're Christmas decorations don't go up until the day after Halloween. In Australia they start in October.


Fixed.
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Requia ☣

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October 26, 2009, 10:52:38 PM
Nah Christmas stuff goes up in October here now.  I pass out candy Santas at Halloween, well used to, nobody knocks on my door anymore.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
October 26, 2009, 11:20:54 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 09:05:48 PM
um okay, but what's it got to do with Christians?

Um

Christmas?

Also, "What Child is This" would be referring to Jesus, as do almost all Christmas carols, what it it being "Christmas" and all that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rumckle

#13
October 26, 2009, 11:51:46 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 26, 2009, 10:52:38 PM
Nah Christmas stuff goes up in October here now.  I pass out candy Santas at Halloween, well used to, nobody knocks on my door anymore.

Ok then, no reason for me to move to the states anytime soon I guess.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jenne

#14
October 27, 2009, 02:36:27 AM
Xmas stuff can go up as early as SEPTEMBER here.  The craft stores can't WAIT for Labor Day, because they start pulling it all out.  Michael's had it for two rows behind the Halloween shit.  And now the Halloween shit's all but gone from everywhere.  I was in Target this weekend and their huge Hallowen section is being converted slowly but surely over the course of this week to Xmasland.

"Christmas in July" used to be a cliched joke when I was growing up.  Now it's a motherfucking reality.
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