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Started by Richter, October 27, 2009, 02:20:54 PM

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LMNO

Chapter 5


Life is unfair, wear a helmet.
The wise spag wears a helmet, but also drops hammers.

Anything could be a punchline.
Even the wise spag gets punched.

Chaos never ends! 
Even its vacuum has a presence.
To struggle against it, 
is like pissing in the wind.

Jenne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:47:19 PM
Also, why aren't the people around that guy howling in rage?

What the hell is wrong with people?

Either they railed and ranted already, are getting ready to but are in shock, or they realize it does no fucking good.  The kid is damaged either way.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Is there a chapter about asking nicely for what you want, because your friend might just listen and grant it to you out of compassion?

If there isn't, maybe there should be.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 08:13:37 PM
Is there a chapter about asking nicely for what you want, because your friend might just listen and grant it to you out of compassion?

If there isn't, maybe there should be.

Sorry, you want I should remove the pic?

TGRR,
Dense as neutronium, and almost as smart.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 08:17:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 08:13:37 PM
Is there a chapter about asking nicely for what you want, because your friend might just listen and grant it to you out of compassion?

If there isn't, maybe there should be.

Sorry, you want I should remove the pic?

TGRR,
Dense as neutronium, and almost as smart.

Oh, I didn't mean for you to do that. Just not post any more of them. I was replying  to LMNO's "tough cookies" schtick. But thank you!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 09:27:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 08:17:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 08:13:37 PM
Is there a chapter about asking nicely for what you want, because your friend might just listen and grant it to you out of compassion?

If there isn't, maybe there should be.

Sorry, you want I should remove the pic?

TGRR,
Dense as neutronium, and almost as smart.

Oh, I didn't mean for you to do that. Just not post any more of them. I was replying  to LMNO's "tough cookies" schtick. But thank you!

You're welcome.  I was shooting for the gut, but I don't want to drive anyone out of the thread.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I feel a little different about it, now that I know the kid's not dead.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

I'm kinda scratching my head over the back story which is making a lot of this go over my head. Care to fill me in on the events leading up to the photograph? I got a feeling it's gonna make me pissed. I'm in the mood for pissed.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 11:08:56 PM
I'm kinda scratching my head over the back story which is making a lot of this go over my head. Care to fill me in on the events leading up to the photograph? I got a feeling it's gonna make me pissed. I'm in the mood for pissed.

Massive bombing in Peshawar, Pakistan.  Busy marketplace, early morning.

Just another day.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

Damn, that shit makes me sad. But it also makes me feel something better. It makes me angry. And anger is good.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.