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Rev Roger, MSY36: Von Melee's Day in Court

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 27, 2009, 06:17:22 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 27, 2009, 07:39:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 07:33:32 PM
I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed

I can't STOP laughing.

Neither can I.  It's all TOO FUCKING FUNNY!   :horrormirth:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny

#16
October 27, 2009, 10:05:29 PM

Stomping on a pigeon ?

:horrormirth:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 27, 2009, 11:17:16 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 27, 2009, 10:05:29 PM

Stomping on a pigeon ?

:horrormirth:

It had to be done.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#18
October 28, 2009, 02:26:51 AM
beautiful writing. My guts ache from ... something ... something like laughter ... but worse

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
October 28, 2009, 02:29:53 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 28, 2009, 02:26:51 AM
beautiful writing. My guts ache from ... something ... something like laughter ... but worse

Maybe it's me, but things are getting weirder.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#20
October 28, 2009, 02:33:40 AM
Tighten your sphincters...
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Epimetheus

#21
October 28, 2009, 02:37:40 AM
WHAT
:lulz:
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

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#22
October 28, 2009, 10:16:11 AM
To fuck with the pigeons, I'd have stomped on the hispanic guy. He sounds like he was having way too much fun.

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Triple Zero

#23
October 28, 2009, 04:02:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 02:29:53 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 28, 2009, 02:26:51 AM
beautiful writing. My guts ache from ... something ... something like laughter ... but worse

Maybe it's me, but things are getting weirder.

This story definitely contains an elevated level of weird compared to the other MSY texts, and that's probably saying something.

I mean the guy with the blood in the toilet ... W-T-F ... :eek:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 28, 2009, 04:20:48 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 28, 2009, 04:02:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 02:29:53 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 28, 2009, 02:26:51 AM
beautiful writing. My guts ache from ... something ... something like laughter ... but worse

Maybe it's me, but things are getting weirder.

This story definitely contains an elevated level of weird compared to the other MSY texts, and that's probably saying something.

I mean the guy with the blood in the toilet ... W-T-F ... :eek:

It's gotten so I always expect horrible shit around every corner.  Paranoia is impossible.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
October 29, 2009, 12:40:13 AM
It used to be that leaving a bunch of weird shit on someone's porch actually surprised them. Now the ante's really up there. It takes Zalgo in the bathroom.

Fuck, I think that even Zalgo would be greeted with a resigned sense of "well, it had to happen eventually".
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The Good Reverend Roger

#26
November 25, 2009, 08:08:06 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on October 29, 2009, 12:40:13 AM
It used to be that leaving a bunch of weird shit on someone's porch actually surprised them. Now the ante's really up there. It takes Zalgo in the bathroom.

Fuck, I think that even Zalgo would be greeted with a resigned sense of "well, it had to happen eventually".

We're a little jaded.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Doktor Howl

#27
April 22, 2010, 08:40:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 06:45:42 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 27, 2009, 06:38:59 PM
JESUS fucking CHRISTO.  Downtown Riverside can be like that.  The courthouse is directly across the street from the jail.  The visit I did with my dad before he was sent up north was so fucking horrific.  The smells you get in that place.  The dungeon that was the visiting room.  *shivers*  Your story brought it all back.

Maybe I'll write about it.  Experiences like this one and that one should be recorded for posterity.

I can't get out, Jenne.  I am stuck here in my beautiful BIP, and I can't get out.  It's so sunny and nice.  And it's full of people who also can't get out, and they're all crazy.  Maybe it's the water. 

Bump for increasing levels of truth.
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BadBeast

#28
April 23, 2010, 12:40:02 AM
Thanks for this. After reading it, I wondered why I was laughing so much. It's so not funny, so right out the other side of funny, and I pretty much believe every word, because A/ I can pretty much believe anything I want to,
And B/ No-one could sit down and make this shit up.

Then I found it, the adjective that was eluding me. One that I have only been aware of for a few days, but it fits perfectly.
Horrormirth. You are the Doyenne of Horrormirth.
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Sister_Gothique

#29
April 25, 2010, 11:35:35 AM
LMAO...It's not quite the same in text...but it's still hilarious....That shit just blows my mind....*shrugs* Tucson..
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