SHOCKING: Mustashio'd men make more than bare nekkid faces

[Jenne]

It's true:  I read it on the internet.

[President Television]

It's times like this that I feel good about my facial hair.

[Elder Iptuous]

Perhaps i should break mine out of the shadowbox, and glue it back on my face.....

[Jenne]

OH YOU DIDN'T!  You SHAVED?!?!


OH THE HU-MAN-A-TEE!!!!  (I really am shocked, did you shave after growing EPIC staches, Ippy?)

[Richter]

It's true:  I read it on the internet.

Power of BEARD, ITT.

[LMNO]

TO HAVE A BEARD IS TO REHEARSE A BATTLE WITH THE UNIVERSE.

[Elder Iptuous]

OH YOU DIDN'T!  You SHAVED?!?!


OH THE HU-MAN-A-TEE!!!!  (I really am shocked, did you shave after growing EPIC staches, Ippy?)

yeah.... that's my stash in it's shadowbox on my avatar.....  i aquanetted the shit out of it and carefully snipped it off with my wifes sewing scissors.  it worked sorta....   it's disgusting.  hopefully i can grow its equal that i can preserve better, because i want to hang one on my plastinated corpse which i am leaving as a family heirloom.

Currently, i have no stache but sideburns like Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York.
I need to post photo to challenge Cainad...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had better hang onto Space Cowboy now that I know his greater earning potential.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Currently, i have no stache but sideburns like Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York.
I need to post photo to challenge Cainad...

I just google image searched; I can top that, and have in the past. My only real mitigating factor is that I have to get my 'burns trimmed when I get my hair cut.

Also, you will be in the lead for a while. I'm shaving it all off for Halloween again.

[Elder Iptuous]

I had better hang onto Space Cowboy now that I know his greater earning potential.

and if he ever pisses you off, you can sell him out to a professional rival Delilah style!

[Elder Iptuous]

Currently, i have no stache but sideburns like Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York.
I need to post photo to challenge Cainad...

I just google image searched; I can top that, and have in the past. My only real mitigating factor is that I have to get my 'burns trimmed when I get my hair cut.

Also, you will be in the lead for a while. I'm shaving it all off for Halloween again.

well, it's not the bushiness that i'm really going for, i guess. not really mutton chops.  i just like the style such that it is a straight vertical line from temple to jaw, and an angled line that follows the jaw to the back.

what are you going as for halloween this year?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had better hang onto Space Cowboy now that I know his greater earning potential.

and if he ever pisses you off, you can sell him out to a professional rival Delilah style!

HELL YES

He's a sound, sound sleeper. I will steal his power!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Currently, i have no stache but sideburns like Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York.
I need to post photo to challenge Cainad...

I just google image searched; I can top that, and have in the past. My only real mitigating factor is that I have to get my 'burns trimmed when I get my hair cut.

Also, you will be in the lead for a while. I'm shaving it all off for Halloween again.

well, it's not the bushiness that i'm really going for, i guess. not really mutton chops.  i just like the style such that it is a straight vertical line from temple to jaw, and an angled line that follows the jaw to the back.

what are you going as for halloween this year?

Heath Ledger's Joker (again). Normally I hate repeating costumes, but I have a new crop of people to terrify with it this year. Plus I sunk $200 into it, so I might as well get some more use out of it.

[Dysnomia]

I had better hang onto Space Cowboy now that I know his greater earning potential.

I gotta hang onto manwhore too for that same reason.  $$$

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Hairless philistines.
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