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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 27, 2009, 07:42:54 PM

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Triple Zero

mmm that looks like a comfy longsleeve!

also HELL YEAH on the PIX = SMOKING part
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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Payne on October 28, 2009, 12:33:47 AM
Cainad is going to be reincarnated as Keith Richards' left nipple.

He can't be a nun in that state. Not yet.

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Sir Squid Diddimus

I would like to say 2 things:

A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.

that is all.

Halfbaked1

Soooo, having a certificate from a religion on my wall that declares me as clergy makes me a religious personage yes?

Been married for 17 years, havent had sex in like...okay, haven't had sex in long enough that I no longer remember the last time I had sex.

I qualify for Nun yes?  And I concur that Discordian womens is keeeeyoot.

P3nT4gR4m

Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.

-Frater P3nT-

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LMNO

Quote from: Squid on October 28, 2009, 05:42:36 AM
I would like to say 2 things:

A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.

that is all.

I concur, although we may differ on which cheeks we want to pinch.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on October 28, 2009, 12:26:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 28, 2009, 05:42:36 AM
I would like to say 2 things:

A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.

that is all.

I concur, although we may differ on which cheeks we want to pinch.

:lulz::potd::lulz:
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Richter

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 10:37:02 AM
Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.

-Frater P3nT-

THIS.

Also: the Vow of Ulterior Chastity (it's OK if you're gratified while gratifying another person, for example)
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Triple Zero

Quote from: LMNO on October 28, 2009, 12:26:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 28, 2009, 05:42:36 AM
I would like to say 2 things:

A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.

that is all.

I concur, although we may differ on which cheeks we want to pinch.

yes, we must urge our clergy to turn the other cheek.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 10:37:02 AM
Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.

-Frater P3nT-

P3nt was ordained for this years ago.

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 28, 2009, 04:44:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 28, 2009, 12:26:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 28, 2009, 05:42:36 AM
I would like to say 2 things:

A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.

that is all.

I concur, although we may differ on which cheeks we want to pinch.

yes, we must urge our clergy to turn the other cheek.

You boys are lucky you arent within slapping distance. The Awesome Slap is required of all Paynite Nuns, try and deafen the offender. (read cheeky little fucker)

I went out postering earlier to get the fuck out of the house away from the Constantly Sighing Man and my intertubes were clogged, and finally do something with the rest of the stuff from the DoD bag, I walked a bit postering along the way, sat looking over a point nearby where the train line, road and the docks are all in sight, like the stepping point to GTFO of here. I sat, looked out on it, listened to some tunes and then made my way back home, taking the most random route home from where i was, by this time the condensation had eased a bit, but some prime surfaces for posters were unfortunately covered in snails due to the conditions.

Anyway, walking around with a load of Syn's leftover posters from the Day of Drunk and my collections of meme bomb stickers i was almost nearly home and i slapped a sticker on a lamp-post, outside one of the b&b's nearby, adn some dude asked me wut i was up to... He had assumed that I was doing music promotion cos of the patch jacket with extra stuff and band badges/buttons and so i slipped him the BIP leaflet and the Why I Put Up Posters from Cram, and gave him a couple of stickers, and we then had a chat and a beer and it was fun.  He did say that he wanted to steal A Pix to some big ased dance event, but yanno, random on the street yo. he's working down here until February, and is fully aware of the Celibacy Clause of the Paynite Order.

However, seeing as his digs are close, he has offered to accompany A Pix to the pub when Ross is driving me crazy.

It's been a Pixie Adventure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That sounds like you had a delightful time!
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Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Nigel on October 29, 2009, 01:41:01 AM
That sounds like you had a delightful time!

i may have to keep a small scorecard of the Propositions I turn Down during my celibacy. thats 3 so far, averaging one a week.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 29, 2009, 01:32:42 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 10:37:02 AM
Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.

-Frater P3nT-

P3nt was ordained for this years ago.


A Paynedictine Monk is not ordained, rather he is marinated in alcohol until he starts talking in tongues and/or vomiting profusely.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 29, 2009, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 29, 2009, 01:32:42 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 10:37:02 AM
Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.

-Frater P3nT-

P3nt was ordained for this years ago.


A Paynedictine Monk is not ordained, rather he is marinated in alcohol until he starts talking in tongues and/or vomiting profusely.

anyway, you've still been one for YEARS.