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Started by President Television, November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM

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Chief Uwachiquen

#15
November 03, 2009, 08:12:08 AM
Quote from: rong on November 03, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on November 03, 2009, 05:04:00 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
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Any Law & Order fans around these parts?

I have enjoyed the occasional procedural drama on the teevee.

i prefer boston legal.

Communist.  :argh!: It's un-Ammerrrrikun. Everybody knows Boston are a bunch of Commies!

Messier Undertree

#17
November 03, 2009, 10:47:18 AM
Taggart is superior. Or at least Taggart with Taggart is superior. This new Taggart without Taggart, not so good.

Messier Undertree

#18
November 03, 2009, 10:48:08 AM
And also Poirot.

Cain

#19
November 03, 2009, 10:49:06 AM
Law and Order implies the two notions are distinct, which I approve of.

rong

#20
November 03, 2009, 11:47:32 AM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 03, 2009, 08:12:08 AM
Quote from: rong on November 03, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on November 03, 2009, 05:04:00 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
post like so:

Any Law & Order fans around these parts?

I have enjoyed the occasional procedural drama on the teevee.

i prefer boston legal.

Communist.  :argh!: It's un-Ammerrrrikun. Everybody knows Boston are a bunch of Commies!

yeah, but shatner cracks me up
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
November 03, 2009, 01:51:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 10:49:06 AM
Law and Order implies the two notions are distinct, which I approve of.

THIS.  The two are VERY distinct concepts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#22
November 03, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
Order is an illusion.

Law is an attempt made by people who don't understand this, to impose and maintain this fantasy state by threatening people into conforming to a set of arbitrary rules.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Triple Zero

#23
November 03, 2009, 01:59:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
Law is an attempt made by people who don't understand this, to impose and maintain this fantasy state by threatening people into conforming to a set of arbitrary rules.

Which is why they call it Lawlz.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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President Television

#24
November 03, 2009, 02:01:34 PM
As I understand it, Law is, at its best, a vain attempt at forcing one's flawed interpretation of morality on the rest of the world.
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P3nT4gR4m

#25
November 03, 2009, 02:06:41 PM
That and an unwavering conviction that your morality is objective and absolute.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
November 03, 2009, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 02:01:34 PM
As I understand it, Law is, at its best, a vain attempt at forcing one's flawed interpretation of morality on the rest of the world.

Actually, it's a way to keep the strong monkeys from killing or enslaving the weak monkeys.

Pardoxial as it may seem, without law there is only tyranny.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
November 03, 2009, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
Order is an illusion.

Law is an attempt made by people who don't understand this, to impose and maintain this fantasy state by threatening people into conforming to a set of arbitrary rules.

Um, so wanton murder, etc, is a good thing?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#28
November 03, 2009, 02:18:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
Order is an illusion.

Law is an attempt made by people who don't understand this, to impose and maintain this fantasy state by threatening people into conforming to a set of arbitrary rules.

Um, so wanton murder, etc, is a good thing?
The government thinks so.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
November 03, 2009, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 03, 2009, 02:18:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
Order is an illusion.

Law is an attempt made by people who don't understand this, to impose and maintain this fantasy state by threatening people into conforming to a set of arbitrary rules.

Um, so wanton murder, etc, is a good thing?
The government thinks so.

What government?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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