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Started by Shit, November 03, 2009, 06:43:47 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#30
November 03, 2009, 04:13:01 PM
Pretty much everything as I understand it. We've built the biggest castle in the history of the universe on a bed of thick runny black sand  :lulz:

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Cain

#31
November 03, 2009, 04:16:27 PM
Well we could've concentrated more on renewable and nuclear power, while making sure what oil we did have could be put to use on those essential things...but apparently Peak Oil is a secret conspiracy designed by the oil companies in order to justify price increases, or something, and in fact oil just appears magically in the ground, because God loves us and shit.

P3nT4gR4m

#32
November 03, 2009, 04:17:44 PM
Phew! I thought we had a problem. Three cheers for god, eh?  :D

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

President Television

#33
November 03, 2009, 04:21:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 03, 2009, 04:17:44 PM
Phew! I thought we had a problem. Three cheers for god, eh?  :D
He's a good guy. I read it in a book somewhere.
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Iason Ouabache

#34
November 03, 2009, 06:02:04 PM
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE! JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART!!1
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#35
November 03, 2009, 06:33:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:16:27 PM
and in fact oil just appears magically in the ground, because God loves us and shit.

This is the actual position of several prominent religious movements in the USA.

:)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#36
November 03, 2009, 06:34:48 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 03, 2009, 06:02:04 PM
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE! JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART!!1
:argh!: I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT

Thurnez Isa

#37
November 03, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 06:33:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:16:27 PM
and in fact oil just appears magically in the ground, because God loves us and shit.

This is the actual position of several prominent religious movements in the USA.

:)

Does that mean that God loves the Middle East, Canada and Russia more then the US then?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
November 03, 2009, 06:36:10 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 03, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 06:33:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:16:27 PM
and in fact oil just appears magically in the ground, because God loves us and shit.

This is the actual position of several prominent religious movements in the USA.

:)

Does that mean that God loves the Middle East, Canada and Russia more then the US then?

No, it means God wants us to go kill those people and take their shit.

:)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#39
November 03, 2009, 08:41:35 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 03, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 06:33:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:16:27 PM
and in fact oil just appears magically in the ground, because God loves us and shit.

This is the actual position of several prominent religious movements in the USA.

:)

Does that mean that God loves the Middle East, Canada and Russia more then the US then?
And Texas. How could you forget how much God loves Texas?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#40
November 03, 2009, 08:42:24 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 03, 2009, 08:41:35 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 03, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 06:33:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:16:27 PM
and in fact oil just appears magically in the ground, because God loves us and shit.

This is the actual position of several prominent religious movements in the USA.

:)

Does that mean that God loves the Middle East, Canada and Russia more then the US then?
And Texas. How could you forget how much God loves Texas?

Alaska.  Baby Jebus LOVES him some Alaska.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#41
November 03, 2009, 08:53:49 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 02:49:04 PM
I believe we shall have only 11 kids at school today, meaning Thursday, or next week we'll have to catch up that kid on all the Thanksgiving projects...amidst doing more projects.   :x

I believe I was wrong.  We had all 12. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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LMNO

#42
November 04, 2009, 02:09:32 PM
I believe in the Spiders.

Jenne

#43
November 04, 2009, 02:18:01 PM
I believe that love alone might do these things for you.
I believe in the power of creation.
I believe in the good vibrations.
I believe in love alone, yeah yeah, yeah.

~Annie Lennox

That's what this thread made my brain do.  I have no idea what I believe in anymore, except in the little things that make life go around.

And I'm pretty comfortable with that, all told, sadly enough.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#44
November 04, 2009, 02:46:27 PM
I guess it comes down to belief and faith?

I believe a lot of things as true.  But I don't have faith that those truths will stay that way....

If that makes any sense, and if it doesn't well, fuck it...   :lulz:
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