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FLORIDA: Homeless man attacked pet store employees with ‘agitated’ ferret

Started by Cain, November 03, 2009, 07:01:45 PM

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Cain

November 03, 2009, 07:01:45 PM
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/mostpopular/news-article.aspx?storyid=147318

QuoteAccording to the Jacksonville Beach Police Department, a homeless man stole a ferret from the Pet Supermarket on Beach Boulevard Tuesday.

A witness says he saw the man stuff the ferret down the front of his pants and leave the store. The witness then notified employees and followed the man outside to confront him.

A fight broke out when the witness tried to get the terrified ferret back.

Police say the suspect pulled the animal from his pants and used it as a sort of weapon, "aggressively" pointing it at the witness, then squeezing the ferret, which became agitated and lunged at the witness.

The witness sustained two puncture wounds to his ear after being bitten.

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The Good Reverend Roger

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November 03, 2009, 07:04:07 PM
Ferret-legging spreads to the USA.

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Cramulus

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November 03, 2009, 07:09:25 PM
Florida: it's better than TV

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 03, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 03, 2009, 07:09:25 PM
Florida: it's better than TV

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

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November 19, 2009, 06:24:00 AM
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please get me the fuck out of here

Suu

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November 19, 2009, 03:59:14 PM
Note: Jacksonville isn't really Florida. It's an extension of Georgia.
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