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Started by Cramulus, November 04, 2009, 02:03:16 AM

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hooplala

#75
July 27, 2012, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:34:06 PM
Hoops. Im implying that bieber has no reproductive organs of any sort.

Oh, I don't know... I still think she's pretty cute.  I like that butch look.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

SexyFish

#76
July 27, 2012, 07:45:06 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:34:06 PM
Hoops. Im implying that bieber has no reproductive organs of any sort.

Sexyfish- only twelve year olds like justin bieber. Therefore you are twelve.

ok cutie whatever you say (:

Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 07:20:05 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 27, 2012, 07:17:35 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:53:24 PM
You spelled it wrong both of you.

naddddda

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:58:09 PM
At the risk of sounding ageist where did all of these twelve year olds come from?

literally didn't know ageist was a thing lol. i'm 16

Being 16, it's probably safe to say that what you don't know could fill a warehouse.


Hoopla
-way ageist

yes as long as it's a freaking huge one
<3

Nephew Twiddleton

#77
July 27, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
Dont call me cutie. Youre twelve. Im thirty. And if knew your parents i would tell them to keep their twelve year old off the internet because shes flirting with thirty year old men.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#78
July 27, 2012, 07:58:58 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
Dont call me cutie. Youre twelve. Im thirty. And if knew your parents i would tell them to keep their twelve year old off the internet because shes flirting with thirty year old men.

At a certain age, you become SAFELY "cute".

When that day comes, as it seems to have, then I welcome you to my world.  My world is like your world, only it's all fuzzy from the PILLS HERE and full of morons that jabber at you all day.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#79
July 27, 2012, 08:14:02 PM
I suppose its time. I turn 31 a week from monday. Thats a point of no return.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#80
July 27, 2012, 08:21:25 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 08:14:02 PM
I suppose its time. I turn 31 a week from monday. Thats a point of no return.

Puppy.

Just you wait.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#81
July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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trippinprincezz13

#82
July 27, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
I turned 27 two months ago.

I think I hear my bones creaking.

There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Luna

#83
July 27, 2012, 08:51:51 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on July 27, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
I turned 27 two months ago.

I think I hear my bones creaking.

Quiet, infant. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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SexyFish

#84
July 27, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
Dont call me cutie. Youre twelve. Im thirty. And if knew your parents i would tell them to keep their twelve year old off the internet because shes flirting with thirty year old men.

lol i'm 16 ok ok ok
and i call everyone cute, mitt romney is a cutie and he's 66
<3

Nephew Twiddleton

#85
July 27, 2012, 09:05:51 PM
Wow. Ok if you say so.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#86
July 27, 2012, 09:12:35 PM
Justin Bieber? Didn't she used to be Hannah Montana?

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SexyFish

#87
July 27, 2012, 09:17:28 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 27, 2012, 09:12:35 PM
Justin Bieber? Didn't she used to be Hannah Montana?

miley is my second favourite celebrity
<3

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#88
July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.

CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#89
July 27, 2012, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 05:02:17 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
I still remember pissing you off when you announced your first contest.   :lulz:

I still have that rant.

Speaking of which, I'm a little saddened that Enrico didn't make the list.

Oooh, Enrico!

But how could he? Everybody loves Enrico!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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