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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

At the risk of sounding ageist where did all of these twelve year olds come from?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

trippinprincezz13

There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

Trippin - i owe you a beer
hoops- you both spelled "it" wrong.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:02:58 PM
Trippin - i owe you a beer

:lol: sometimes I can't help myself and I just have to reach out and hope I'm not the only one that finds something funny
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:02:58 PM
Trippin - i owe you a beer
hoops- you both spelled "it" wrong.

You win; I have no idea what you are talking about.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:09:54 PM
No that was good. I laughed.
Well, then in 3 hours, when I will no longer be considered an irresponsible employee to do so, I shall a beer in celebration.

People say I should talk more but, you know, can't trust those people
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

SexyFish

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:53:24 PM
You spelled it wrong both of you.

naddddda

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:58:09 PM
At the risk of sounding ageist where did all of these twelve year olds come from?

literally didn't know ageist was a thing lol. i'm 16
<3

hooplala

Quote from: SexyFish on July 27, 2012, 07:17:35 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:53:24 PM
You spelled it wrong both of you.

naddddda

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:58:09 PM
At the risk of sounding ageist where did all of these twelve year olds come from?

literally didn't know ageist was a thing lol. i'm 16

Being 16, it's probably safe to say that what you don't know could fill a warehouse.


Hoopla
-way ageist
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

Hoops. Im implying that bieber has no reproductive organs of any sort.

Sexyfish- only twelve year olds like justin bieber. Therefore you are twelve.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Trippin- you should talk more. I keep forgetting you exist otherwise.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS