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Started by Cramulus, November 04, 2009, 02:03:16 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#15
November 04, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
Thread:     Extract of DK fail thread.
Starring: Dead Kennedy
Length: 24 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19893.msg658009#msg658009
Notes: The self confessed "smartest guy on the internetstm" started with a bang in a verbose and long winded critique of Nigel's Your Body thread in OKM. Using a mixture of "I'm smarter than you" and "aspergers" as his main tactics he proceeded to attack BIP and Intermittens, making good use of the "broken quotes" and "I'ma take legal action" cards, among others and spawning the now infamous "your essay is mired in cartesian duality" catchphrase. Finally left after TGGR found some PI on him, turning up a pic of your average BDSF in chainmail drag and some creepy stalker-story from a chick on another forum.

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#16
November 04, 2009, 03:11:22 PM
Don't forget the Taboo Soup thread from Lamanite! It was the combo of the BIP thread and the Taboo Soup thread that really made Lamanite one of our all-star trolls.

As for who gets my vote for ultimate troll,  it's too close to call between AKK and Lamanite, but I'd have to give the edge to AKK, for sheer persistence, self-promotion and massive ego. Unlike many of the other trolls (IANAR being the most notable exception) AKK really seemed like he believed in his bullshit, and went from legitimately looking for people to stroke his ego and accept him to lashing out at the board for not doing so.

Also, don't forget AKK's horrible, horrible attempt to create a separate forum to rival and attack PD. How many of our greatest trolls have gone that far?
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#17
November 04, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
I vote AKK or Eric (Great Teacher Largo).

AKK was harmless, but persistent as hell and funny in an unintentional way. 

Eric was a fucking freak and a stalker.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#18
November 04, 2009, 04:30:37 PM
also, Eric and Aini's founding of PD.org and subsequent disastrous decision to give me mod powers there was pretty fucking funny.

My all time favorite PD troll, however, has got to be Hugh.
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#19
November 04, 2009, 04:33:18 PM
Hugh and Eric were before my time. Are there any specific threads which showcase the hilarity?

Dysfunctional Cunt

#20
November 04, 2009, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 04, 2009, 05:01:52 AM
It's funny, whenever anyone brings up Wade, I think of Wade Fulp. I still don't know who this particular Wade is, but the mental image of Fulp trolling this forum is good enough for me.

Wade was an annoying liitle twerp who tried to play with the big kids and got his ass handed to him.  There are those who found him amusing for a time, and those who thought he should just be shot.

I've always figured he was somewhere crying to his teddy bear about the big mean discordians and how they made him be all butthurt and whiny assed.

Or someone finally shot him.  Either one works for me! :lulz:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#21
November 04, 2009, 04:37:17 PM
As so many great trollings were before my time, I really can't vote properly.  But, for the record, from reading what was out there, I have to go with AKK!

LMNO

#22
November 04, 2009, 04:41:00 PM
Oh, who was that guy who "stared into the eyes of a wolf"?

Cramulus

#23
November 04, 2009, 04:52:21 PM
Quote from: Wolfpoet on July 11, 2006, 05:34:47 PM
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.

LMNO

#24
November 04, 2009, 04:53:19 PM
Ah yes... Wolfpoet.



Total douche.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
November 04, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I kind of want to nominate Lumberjim, but I can't find any of his threads.
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Cramulus

#26
November 04, 2009, 05:05:18 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 04, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
Thread:     Extract of DK fail thread.
Starring: Dead Kennedy
Length: 24 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19893.msg658009#msg658009

yo, this was like tag team idiocy.  DK really is a pro. There were multiple waves of people who dropped into that thread, debated with him for a while, then threw their hands up in the air out of frustration and left the thread. Then the next wave would come in. DK managed to keep up with all of it, frustrating and nauseating everybody that interacted with him. It really is persistence that made him such an excellent troll. And that he'd produce a wall of text each time you replied to him.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
November 04, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I kind of want to nominate Lumberjim, but I can't find any of his threads.

Dunno.  He was just obsessive.  Not on the same scale as Cowass, The Lamanite, or AKK.  I mean, these guys were TITANS of fail.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
November 04, 2009, 05:09:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I kind of want to nominate Lumberjim, but I can't find any of his threads.

Dunno.  He was just obsessive.  Not on the same scale as Cowass, The Lamanite, or AKK.  I mean, these guys were TITANS of fail.

Yeah, but he was so persistently annoying, popping into various threads and derailing them in his quest for attention.

But he didn't produce any epic troll threads of his own so, ultimately, I agree with you. I just feel like he deserves honorable mention.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
November 04, 2009, 05:14:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 05:09:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I kind of want to nominate Lumberjim, but I can't find any of his threads.

Dunno.  He was just obsessive.  Not on the same scale as Cowass, The Lamanite, or AKK.  I mean, these guys were TITANS of fail.

Yeah, but he was so persistently annoying, popping into various threads and derailing them in his quest for attention.

But he didn't produce any epic troll threads of his own so, ultimately, I agree with you. I just feel like he deserves honorable mention.


Dishonorable mentions are possible, I think.  Cram?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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