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Suu's typical rant on how you should properly tip your waitstaff.

Started by Suu, November 08, 2009, 06:05:40 AM

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Jenne

#225
December 09, 2009, 05:08:12 PM
I've had good fresh catfish in Missouri.  Melted in my mouth, actually, after my great-grandmother fried the shit out of it along with hushpuppies and green tomatoes.

As for the fresh tuna, have had in Kauai.

Suu

#226
December 09, 2009, 05:09:52 PM
Catfish needs to be done RIGHT.
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#227
December 09, 2009, 05:22:30 PM
Catfish done right if wonderful. Catfish done wrong is inedible.

I learned catfishing from my Great Grandpa, Grandpa and Dad who ran a trot line regularly. I remember watching them haul fish off the line. Dad would grab them, making sure to miss the horns, flip them to grandpa. Grandpa put a nail through their head into the wood post, sliced around the neck, grabbed the skin with these weird rounded pliars and pulled the whole skin off.

Then Grandma would take the meat, cut the mud line and then deep fry the filets... BAM!

SO FUCKING GOOD!
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East Coast Hustle

#228
December 10, 2009, 03:39:23 AM
blech. they eat poop, and they don't even have any salt in them to cover up the poop flavor.

at best, they taste like mud.

TBH, I'm not much of a fan of freshwater fish in general, though there are some exceptions (bluegill, sunfish, walleye, and fresh cut-throat trout are pretty good). And freshwater bottom-feeders are just gross.

though I do make a major exception for crawfish, which are one of the most delicious things on earth.
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East Coast Hustle

#229
December 10, 2009, 03:39:56 AM
that said, your catfish tasting like poop is not the waiter's fault, so don't let that be an excuse to tip them poorly.
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Thurnez Isa

#230
December 10, 2009, 03:49:50 AM
it is if she pooped on it
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The Good Reverend Roger

#231
December 10, 2009, 03:51:34 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 10, 2009, 03:49:50 AM
it is if she pooped on it

Who, Suu?  Wouldn't put it past her.  She has a shifty look about her.
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Suu

#232
December 10, 2009, 03:53:06 AM
I have yet to poop on our catfish at work. We have an exemplary catfish dish.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#233
December 10, 2009, 03:55:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 03:53:06 AM
I have yet to poop on our catfish at work. We have an exemplary catfish dish.

This is a contradiction in terms, unless the standard for "exemplary" means "no added poop".

Seriously, catfish is for mad dogs and Englishmen Cajuns. 
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Suu

#234
December 10, 2009, 04:21:18 AM
Our catfish is encrusted with cornmeal and pecans, pan fried, and served with our rippin' banana pepper aioli and bourbon mashed sweet potatoes and the veggie of the night. Seriously. It's awesome.
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#235
December 10, 2009, 04:22:59 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 04:21:18 AM
Our catfish is encrusted with cornmeal and pecans, pan fried, and served with our rippin' banana pepper aioli and bourbon mashed sweet potatoes and the veggie of the night. Seriously. It's awesome.

Wow.

East Coast Hustle

#236
December 10, 2009, 05:15:59 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 04:21:18 AM
Our catfish is encrusted with cornmeal and pecans, pan fried, and served with our rippin' banana pepper aioli and bourbon mashed sweet potatoes and the veggie of the night. Seriously. It's awesome.

all of that sounds great except the part where it contains catfish.

RCH,
totally stealing the part about adding pecans to the cornmeal crust of pan-fried fish
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#237
December 10, 2009, 05:32:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 09, 2009, 04:35:30 PM
Frozen fish in general is crap. I never had a package where I didn't end up munching on bones and losing my apetite. Unless you're supposed to eat the bones?

Are you talking about fish sticks? Because, gross.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#238
December 10, 2009, 05:33:38 AM
Also I agree with ECH and TGRR about catfish. Tastes like mud. Can't stand sturgeon either.
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Freeky

#239
December 10, 2009, 05:47:12 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 10, 2009, 05:32:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 09, 2009, 04:35:30 PM
Frozen fish in general is crap. I never had a package where I didn't end up munching on bones and losing my apetite. Unless you're supposed to eat the bones?

Are you talking about fish sticks? Because, gross.

No, not fish sticks. Frozen fish filets.
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