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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Drink it for fucking breakfast.

Started by Salty, November 04, 2009, 01:06:41 AM

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Elder Iptuous

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November 09, 2009, 04:19:58 AM
Whee!
i hadn't read this yet! i like it.....

I have great plans of creating a pig shit powered methane production facility after the hubbert catastrophe....
i'm going to encourage barter, and i will run the town while riding on a giant retarded guy...

fomenter

#31
November 09, 2009, 04:21:48 AM
WHO RUN BARTER TOWN  :lulz: :lulz:
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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