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Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 24, 2004, 06:45:00 AM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#15
June 25, 2004, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCOh yeah. I have heard that, even in Chicago.

Everywhere you go, there are Yahoos.

Hoots are there to be had everywhere.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#16
June 25, 2004, 06:19:28 AM
That's so terribly true, Roger.

I told one of them how to call a local government agency today and he ended up on the phone with someone in Kansas City. The dipshit.
And then he was mad at me......and I swear I gave him the right phone number.......honessssst I did.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#17
June 25, 2004, 06:21:19 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's so terribly true, Roger.

I told one of them how to call a local government agency today and he ended up on the phone with someone in Kansas City. The dipshit.
And then he was mad at me......and I swear I gave him the right phone number.......honessssst I did.

Hah! Sure you did.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
June 25, 2004, 06:24:45 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's so terribly true, Roger.

I told one of them how to call a local government agency today and he ended up on the phone with someone in Kansas City. The dipshit.
And then he was mad at me......and I swear I gave him the right phone number.......honessssst I did.

When asked for MY phone number, I usually supply the White House Press Office number.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trollax

#19
June 25, 2004, 06:25:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's so terribly true, Roger.

I told one of them how to call a local government agency today and he ended up on the phone with someone in Kansas City. The dipshit.
And then he was mad at me......and I swear I gave him the right phone number.......honessssst I did.

When asked for MY phone number, I usually supply the White House Press Office number.

Mine's usually the local rotor-router  :twisted:

Bella

#20
June 25, 2004, 06:26:29 AM
Heh heh.

It took this yahoo one and one quarter hours to figure out he was on hold to talk to the wrong people.  :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#21
June 25, 2004, 06:31:17 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHeh heh.

It took this yahoo one and one quarter hours to figure out he was on hold to talk to the wrong people.  :twisted:

Next time you should make him take about three hours to figure it out, or you can always misdirect him.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Trollax

#22
June 25, 2004, 06:34:22 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHeh heh.

It took this yahoo one and one quarter hours to figure out he was on hold to talk to the wrong people.  :twisted:

Next time you should make him take about three hours to figure it out, or you can always misdirect him.

Give hiom an idiot card...  :twisted:

On one side:

If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours and hours, turn this card over

On the other side:

If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours and hours, turn this card over

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#23
June 25, 2004, 05:12:21 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSameer got into his car, and drove off.  About 10 minutes later, Crazy Steve walked over, and said, "So, what did the sand-nigger want?".
CS...WOW

Oh yeah. I have heard that, even in Chicago.

And then there was the time I went into a British Expat bar and overheard the Owner and some other chap call the Palestinians 'desert Irish' in the same tone. People are fucked up. Let's burn them.
I really didn't notice the tone this was said in... sorry
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.
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