Greatest Troll Thread OF ALL TIME

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pterodactyls are FUCKING AWESOME.

[Cramulus]

BREAKING NEWS:
PTERODACTYLS




         Sweet Merciful Fuck!
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HOWEVER

the Pterodactyl Handler cheated
and the real winner is A kLoKwErK kAoS



                 Aww yeah!
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Now everybody say the magic words, "AKK PLEASE COME BACK"
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[AFK]

That would be interesting, to say the least. 

[Hoser McRhizzy]

bump for educational value and lulz

[announcer voice]
Attention mah fellow noobish brethren and ye who have yet to post anything whatsoever!

Over the past 2 days, you've been F5ing the latest pwn thread with equal parts wonder, glee and dread, just as I have, engaging in the best kind of voyeuristic object lesson.  You have facepalmed.  You've wtf'd.  Coffee met screen, and it was all good times.*  

But perhaps you've only found PD in the past few months and you've wondered, as I have, "what are all these past battles they keep referring to?  Did somebody actually post a thread with the words nigger to my face in the title?  And what the fuck's a DK?!"

Well here it be!  Your one-stop-spot to be a Mr. snoopy-pants!  You may have missed the legendary wars, but you too can lick the OP lings and learn more about life, the universe, and that assburgers kids magically know what you're *really* thinking!

You crave more?  Well, here's nearly 600 pages of it, kindly archived for our reading pleasure.  And for the Discordians, just think about how many times 5 goes into THAT.  So strap yourself in, put on your helmet and bookmark this thread: It may be a valuable document.  And use it wisely.

*except for that one time you threw your laptop out the window - that was sucky.
[/announcer voice]

slightly worried and wondering how much shit I might get for bumping a year old thread... and deciding this is entirely worth it.

[Bruno]

http://www.webundies.com/wc0tpn.htm

[Hoser McRhizzy]

 

[Payne]

MY WOMP OF THE AKK-47!

Ah, those were the days...

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Nurse is learning well. We should make a noob reading list of freads.

[Brotep]

@Nurse Rhizome: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but your username is awesome

[h-town]

I liked reading about the Wolf dude and the steam punk but actually industrial chick that I see from time to time in Kensington Market.

[hooplala]

The chain dancer?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

The chain dancer?

Hahaha, holy shit! I forgot about that one. The chain-dancing (lol) furry tranny-wannabe. That had to be PD at its lulziest.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13928.0

[BabylonHoruv]

I remember the Arafelis thread because it was going on when I first joined the forum.  It is certainly nowhere near the greatest troll thead, but it was amusing.  Basically TGRR accused Arafelis of being a troll from the basement (cellar?  Something underground and filled with annoying people)  He actually wasn't, but he responded by going to the basement to recruit trolls and Lumberjim came over and stalked Nigel for a while.

[Dr. Paes]

Oh man, Daruko...
"You've trolled too much, and now you can't tell the difference."

TGRR HAS GONE MAD WITH POWAH! 

[Cain]

The best part of that particular Daruko rant you quoted Paes is where Daruko stated TGRR is mean and misanthropic and hateful to hide and disguise his real mean and misanthropic and hateful personality.