ATTN: you lot

[Roaring Biscuit!]

quick drunken query:

on a scale of 1:10

how much of an insufferable twat am i.

x

[Faust]

*rustles through stack of papers on table until I find your file, my eyes dart between you and the pages below*

Well lets see, you made a thread to inform us of your inebriated state, thats a big red tick in the insufferable column, however you seem somewhat cohesive and you did take the time to put a little kiss at the end of the message.
On a scale of 1 to 10... probably a 5 or a six. Not all that much of an insufferable twat.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Sit down in this chair, please... now look into the lens of the Insufferoscope and hold very still... good.

*adjusts various knobs and dials while peering into a small viewing reticule and occasionally mumbling to self*


Hm, the inebriation is jacking the numbers a bit... but overall, there is a history of inoffensive, occasionally funny posts. Oh, and that very interesting artwork associated with a "new BIP," that was yours, wasn't it? That helps...

Faust, I'm getting something closer to a 4 out of 10. I dunno, maybe I need this thing recalibrated.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't find you particularly annoying, so probably a 4.

[Faust]

Sit down in this chair, please... now look into the lens of the Insufferoscope and hold very still... good.

*adjusts various knobs and dials while peering into a small viewing reticule and occasionally mumbling to self*


Hm, the inebriation is jacking the numbers a bit... but overall, there is a history of inoffensive, occasionally funny posts. Oh, and that very interesting artwork associated with a "new BIP," that was yours, wasn't it? That helps...

Faust, I'm getting something closer to a 4 out of 10. I dunno, maybe I need this thing recalibrated.

I would trust the insufferoscope far more then my own auditing skills, especially at this time of night. I agree, 4.

[Iason Ouabache]

quick drunken query:

on a scale of 1:10

how much of an insufferable twat am i.

x

Who the hell are you, again?

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quick drunken query:

on a scale of 1:10

how much of an insufferable twat am i.

x

Who the hell are you, again?

Yeah, that's my vote too.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Nice enough guy who hasn't posted in a while, iirc. Or maybe I've been ignoring his posts until recently.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i really like the words ROAR and BISCUIT so i will give you a 1

[BabylonHoruv]

Considering you seem to be looking for either validation or abuse I'll provide some abuse.

257 out of ten, you completely insufferable twit.   Nobody can stand you and they are all just pretending because they are nice people, go and shoot yourself right now.

[Dysnomia]

I like your avatar because every time I see it I giggle.  So I'll give you a 3. 

[.]

Don't pay attention enough to even notice. Just as long as you don't wear girl pants, I think you'll be fine.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

quick drunken query:

on a scale of 1:10

how much of an insufferable twat am i.

x

You, sir, are a rotten bastard who should be bastinadoed to death for your own good.  By really big, mean Eskimos who will do the job with the butt end of their harpoons, and then do things with the pointy end that are illegal in this and 48 other states.  Yes, you fucking have this coming.  Don't think we don't know all about your horrible games of "orphan punting" and also don't think we haven't noticed that YOU AND IASON HAVE NEVER BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED OR EVEN SEEN TOGETHER.

Oh, yes, we're on to you, my son.  Make no mistake.

[Mangrove]

I've not been here much....nor have I been paying attention to you so I'll guess and say 3.33 for now.

[The Johnny]

I have one IMPORTANT question:


IS A BISCUIT A COOKKIE ???