Things I hate

[fomenter]

i think every body qualifies for the hoodie, except we call it a jacket and wear it because its weather appropriate and we aren't being douchebag fashion whores about it...

[Richter]

I get the 'fro too.  I keep it short thou.

Do sandals all the time, professional looking coats, jeans, boots, or fedora lump me in with this scum?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i think every body qualifies for the hoodie, except we call it a jacket and wear it because its weather appropriate and we aren't being douchebag fashion whores about it...

im a douche bag fashion whore about everything. so HAW

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?

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Helps to pass the time:

The only thing that's missing is a custom fixed gear bike.

Also,  I'm 100% hipster free.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WTF?  How does being tall make you a hipster?

Also, hoodies are pretty much required here, for all 30 days of (kinda) winter.

Lastly, cabbie hats?  As in Macs?  That's hipster?

[East Coast Hustle]

I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?

smudgy peoples are automatically exempt from hipsterhood under the Kravitz Act of 1996.

WTF?  How does being tall make you a hipster?

Some hipsters have their femurs stretched in order to look more like Krist Novoselic.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?

smudgy peoples are automatically exempt from hipsterhood under the Kravitz Act of 1996.

WTF?  How does being tall make you a hipster?

Some hipsters have their femurs stretched in order to look more like Krist Novoselic.

You just made me laugh in the middle of a meeting.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?

smudgy peoples are automatically exempt from hipsterhood under the Kravitz Act of 1996.

EXCELLENT.

[East Coast Hustle]

I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?

smudgy peoples are automatically exempt from hipsterhood under the Kravitz Act of 1996.

WTF?  How does being tall make you a hipster?

Some hipsters have their femurs stretched in order to look more like Krist Novoselic.

You just made me laugh in the middle of a meeting.   

[President Television]

Wow. I actually thought I was a bit of a hipster, but according to that bingo I'm not a hipster in the slightest. But I guess the only hipsterish thing about me is my alternative taste in music. I suppose what makes a hipster is the trendiness, and I honestly don't give a shit about what's hip right now.

Oh, and on topic, I hate teenagers, with only a few exceptions.

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I always make fun of my roomie because he has a pair of girl pants, but they still look baggy on his skinny little ass. I hate people in general, but I hate people that bitch that they CAN'T gain weight... bastards. 

[Bu🤠ns]

I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?

On my to do list. 

[Jenne]

Hoodie, black Chuck Taylors and cabbie hat (my mom's from the 70's, though).  That's it.  Oh and the "grampa" thing (but I'm pretty much cancelled out if I only have 3 things on the sheet, nay?)...I have more of a fro now than when I was growing up, but really it's just frizz.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I have absolutely nothing on that list, not even a hoodie. Screw all you hipster spags.