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Reductio ad absurdum - torture edition

Started by Cain, November 12, 2009, 04:07:18 PM

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Golden Applesauce

The thing about utilitarianism is that it isn't a method to come up with a good solution to a hypothetical problem, which is what people generally want.

It just finds the best solution.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

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Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 01:07:24 PM
I think there is one fundamental question that can clear this up fairly quickly.






In the originally posted scenario above... is my daughter, like, really hot?

YES!!!

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Reginald Ret

Quote from: Cain on November 12, 2009, 04:07:18 PM

Here's another poser: Suppose you're an innocent suspect whom your captors are convinced is a terrorist. They don't believe your protestations, so they decide to torture you into a confession. The more you protest your innocence, the more frustrated they get that you won't "crack." What do you say to get them to stop? How do you get them not to decide they need to hurt you even more?

Here is the answer i have been looking for in ages.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

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