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Started by Horab Fibslager, July 13, 2004, 12:13:21 AM

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Horab Fibslager

July 13, 2004, 12:13:21 AM
once about a year ago, i was chillin at my box, talkin to some bros over the irc, r0x0ring some b0x0rz as usuall, when a bud gave me a link to a page(it really was just a page) of a comic with a character named dogweilder, who weilded dogs to peoples' faces. upon further contemplation, i realized that it was foolishness. however, if it is foolishness, then why do i giggle maniacally while threatening to wield dogs to my co-workers' faces?

ponder while reciting the words to "bad moon rising" ten thousand times.
Hell is other people.

bob-o

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July 13, 2004, 03:23:20 PM
do you mean "weld"?
"the use of fasteners is to be next to godliness" - R.H.Howes

Guido Finucci

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July 13, 2004, 03:25:17 PM
Quote from: bob-odo you mean "weld"?

Fuck man, it' hard enough to weld plastics, let alone dogs. I'm pretty sure he meant 'wield' even if weld is way trippier.

MescalineBanana

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July 13, 2004, 06:25:42 PM
The word meld is a combination between melt and weld.
Omnia quia sunt, lumina sunt.

The Good Reverend Roger

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July 14, 2004, 06:22:08 AM
Quote from: horabonce about a year ago, i was chillin at my box, talkin to some bros over the irc, r0x0ring some b0x0rz as usuall, when a bud gave me a link to a page(it really was just a page) of a comic with a character named dogweilder, who weilded dogs to peoples' faces. upon further contemplation, i realized that it was foolishness. however, if it is foolishness, then why do i giggle maniacally while threatening to wield dogs to my co-workers' faces?

ponder while reciting the words to "bad moon rising" ten thousand times.

I've been doing that for years, and it has always worked for me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Horab Fibslager

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July 15, 2004, 01:31:34 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: bob-odo you mean "weld"?

Fuck man, it' hard enough to weld plastics, let alone dogs. I'm pretty sure he meant 'wield' even if weld is way trippier.

whatever it is with the torch i meant.
Hell is other people.

gnimbley

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July 15, 2004, 01:39:23 AM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: bob-odo you mean "weld"?

Fuck man, it' hard enough to weld plastics, let alone dogs. I'm pretty sure he meant 'wield' even if weld is way trippier.

whatever it is with the torch i meant.

That would be "light my way."

Oh, wait, did you mean a welding torch? (Or is that a wielding torch?)

Horab Fibslager

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July 15, 2004, 01:43:29 AM
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: bob-odo you mean "weld"?

Fuck man, it' hard enough to weld plastics, let alone dogs. I'm pretty sure he meant 'wield' even if weld is way trippier.

whatever it is with the torch i meant.

That would be "light my way."

Oh, wait, did you mean a welding torch? (Or is that a wielding torch?)

yes.
Hell is other people.
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