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NIGEL IS DRUNK

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 14, 2009, 05:02:14 AM

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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysnomia

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 18, 2009, 11:04:16 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 18, 2009, 10:11:35 PM
I'm not the only one who is going to try this am I?




I don't want to try it because I'm afraid that I'll end up conditioned to orgasm every time I hear Space Cowboy's name.

Sort of like the time I got conditioned to burst into tears after orgasm. It took YEARS to train myself out of that.


you could condition yourself to orgasm every time you hear the word "and"   :D
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fomenter

Quote from: fomenter on November 18, 2009, 10:42:00 PM
hxxp://www.warpmymind.com/modules.php?name=Files&file=index&op=PlayFile&ftype=1&fid=37        hypnotic help from a fetish site good luck
Quotehypnotic mp3 - makes you orgasm whenever someone says the trigger which is "orgasm now" said in a strong voice or touches your elbow and says "NOW." The orgasm it causes will be uncontrollable.
if this sort of thing really works you could make the trigger anything you want.....
the word "and" might be a bit inconvenient  though  :lulz:
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Remington

Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


fomenter

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp


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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: LMNO on November 18, 2009, 01:12:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 18, 2009, 02:39:31 AM
Heh,  tempted as I am to try that I think that would be the end of having sex with her ever, and i rather like having sex with her, even if she wants me to talk and suck on her clit at the same time.

Ok, to be honest, what that says to me is that she's one of those women who don't prefer constant stimulation, but would rather have a vacillating series of sensation.

So, switch between the two:

lick, lick, nibble, lick "oh, I love how sweet your pussy tastes." nibble, lick, lick, tickle "god, I can't get enough of you." nibble, nibble, lick, nibble "mmmmmmmmmmmm." (i.e. place your lips on her clit and hum.)



LMNO
-offers help when he can.

She;d probably love that.

Only problem is constant stimulation is what it takes to make her cum so if i did that my mouth would wear out before she ended up climaxing.

Although if I am really focused I can get her in about 3 minutes right now, so stretching it out a bit might not be bad.
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Remington

Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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I_Kicked_Kennedy

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 19, 2009, 09:16:24 PM
That was disturbing.

Especially since his throat looked like a tiny clenching vagina.

I'm going to have a bad couple weeks now...
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 19, 2009, 11:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 19, 2009, 09:16:24 PM
That was disturbing.

Especially since his throat looked like a tiny clenching vagina.

I'm going to have a bad couple weeks now...

Er... labia.

I was never good at geometry.
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.