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ATTN NIGEL! MAYBE NSFW...

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, November 15, 2009, 06:36:42 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

on the interbutts i have been cosidering things for the fap, came across these, and - revelation!






Glass dildoes, nigel, GLASS!
I can think of no better woman for the job. It would be epic and AWESOME.

and they would be beautiful and classy.

This is all.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

 :lulz: Glass dildoes are lovely, I have a very pretty one my friend Brent made for me. I bought some dildo and butt plug stock a couple of years ago, but on my first attempt I soon discovered that I will need to get liquid oxy for my torch to have enough firepower to melt boro stock that large fast enough for my arms to not fall off from holding it up. Since I don't really want to switch to liquid and my studio doesn't have enough room for a carboy anyway, that idea has been shelved indefinitely! Thanks for thinking of me though. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

I know the Toys in Babeland in Seattle used to be willing to buy glass dildos from local glassblowers. Don't know if they still do or if any of the sex shops in PDX are similar.
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learn glass blowing
make dildos
????
profit?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Elder Iptuous

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...

Or I could just continue to make way more money making what I like to make.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: BAI on November 16, 2009, 02:46:15 AM
stupid question, but I'd be well worried about breakage  :?

If they're properly made and annealed, it's a non-issue unless you drop it on a concrete floor. They're essentially made of Pyrex and at that thickness, the shit is virtually indestructible.

However, breakage is an issue with cheap imports, which sadly do exist. I would never buy a dildo that wasn't made by an experienced artisan so I could be assured it was properly annealed and made with premium US borosilicate glass.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Elder Iptuous

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 02:53:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...

Or I could just continue to make way more money making what I like to make.



ya, ya....
i was just making a general statement rather than a personal suggestion.  I already went through this conversation in a previous thread and cried a tear that you won't make glass Nigel dildos.... :cry:



Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 03:01:44 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 02:53:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...

Or I could just continue to make way more money making what I like to make.



ya, ya....
i was just making a general statement rather than a personal suggestion.  I already went through this conversation in a previous thread and cried a tear that you won't make glass Nigel dildos.... :cry:




OK, hehe.

I would if I had a Phantom running on liquid oxy. Last time I was at my friend Misha's house I got to play with hers and it was HOT. Literally. Very, very hot. Mmmm 4-stud Phantom with a footpedal...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Kai

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 03:19:00 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 03:01:44 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 02:53:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2009, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
There's good money in them, a nice one can go for $150. You need a big, hot torch for it to be worth your while though, because ideally you want to make between $1.50 and $2/minute of torch time. It has to be enough to cover your overhead, admin and marketing time.

It seems to me that there's enough glass sex toys out there that are made in quantity (like the Phallix brand stuff, etc.) that it would be better to make a further specialty niche market.
i might suggest somehow wrapping it in wiccan new-age secks mahgique marketing and sell it for significantly more...

Or I could just continue to make way more money making what I like to make.



ya, ya....
i was just making a general statement rather than a personal suggestion.  I already went through this conversation in a previous thread and cried a tear that you won't make glass Nigel dildos.... :cry:




OK, hehe.

I would if I had a Phantom running on liquid oxy. Last time I was at my friend Misha's house I got to play with hers and it was HOT. Literally. Very, very hot. Mmmm 4-stud Phantom with a footpedal...

:lmnuendo:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."