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Started by Lord Daddy Lombrosis, December 30, 2009, 06:40:24 AM

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Fuquad

#30
December 31, 2009, 10:00:58 AM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.
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Dalek

#31
December 31, 2009, 10:53:52 AM
LAUGHING HURTS! WHY FORD? WHY NOW?

Subtract Eight!

#32
December 31, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
I CAN'T A FORD
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Triple Zero

#34
December 31, 2009, 11:59:49 AM
FUCK YOU I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE THAT PUN YOU FUCK

YOU RUINED MY ENTIRE

EF FORD
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Freeky

#35
December 31, 2009, 04:55:26 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on December 31, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
I CAN'T A FORD

I ACCIDENTLY A FORD IS THAT BAD?

Suu

#36
December 31, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
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Freeky

#37
December 31, 2009, 05:45:02 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 31, 2009, 04:55:26 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on December 31, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
I CAN'T A FORD

I ACCIDENTLY A FORD IS THAT BAD?

YOU ARE FUCKED FOREVER

IS THERE NO ACCIDENTLY A FORDS ANNONAMOUS?  :x

Lord Daddy Lombrosis

#38
December 31, 2009, 07:05:13 PM
This is better than the circus   :fnord:
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Dysnomia

#39
December 31, 2009, 07:15:32 PM
FORD JUST TOLD MY S/O THAT I'M PREGNANT WITH IT'S CHILD, WHEN I WAS GOING TO SEX UP S/O LATER TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT WAS S/O'S CHILD!!!


WHY FORD???  WHY NOW???


:x :1fap:
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Cramulus

#40
January 04, 2010, 12:35:21 AM
Quote from: BAI on December 31, 2009, 07:15:55 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

wow FP. Good work on decoding the first level of this conundrum.

I think there may be more to this mystery as I uncovered some more data:



It could be a communist assassination plot to shoot off Cram's Tache. Stay alert Cram.



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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
January 04, 2010, 02:51:58 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 31, 2009, 02:35:02 AM
                                                                             WHYYYYY FOOOORD WHYY NOOOOOOOOOW!?!!?
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:lulz: Oh, fuck
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
January 04, 2010, 02:53:00 AM
Sometimes, a thing that happens is a whole thread is so funny you want to tell your friends but then you realize, no.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Iason Ouabache

#43
January 04, 2010, 04:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 02:53:00 AM
Sometimes, a thing that happens is a whole thread is so funny you want to tell your friends but then you realize, no.
FUCK THAT! I'MA GONNA TWITTER THIS SHIT!!!1!!!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
January 04, 2010, 05:05:07 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 04, 2010, 04:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 02:53:00 AM
Sometimes, a thing that happens is a whole thread is so funny you want to tell your friends but then you realize, no.
FUCK THAT! I'MA GONNA TWITTER THIS SHIT!!!1!!!

That is only because you are a truly evil man.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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