Sarah Palin on God's cleverness

[Cain]

An extract from "Going Rogue", Sarah Palin's "biography":

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

Given John Cleese believes Sarah Palin may be a malfunctioning Monty Python experiment gotten loose, it seems plausible she would also steal his joke.

[Kai]

Yeah. Poe's law wins again.

[Z³]

If presidential elections mattered, really, I'd be really happy that this walking abortion isnt anything close to a figurehead of power.

[LMNO]

I also like how she doesn't know what the definition of "carnivore" is, and how any human who attempted it would quickly die.

[Cramulus]

I can't get enough of this chick.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I really really hate this woman.  She is an embarassment to females the world over!

[Suu]

I really really hate this woman.  She is an embarassment to females the world over!

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHEN YOU ARE A MOTHER AND SARAH PALIN IS A MOTHER WITH A VAGINA TOO??? WHY ARE YOU SO UN-AMERICAN?!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I really really hate this woman.  She is an embarassment to females the world over!

Would it help to say that I wouldn't want her barefoot and pregnant anywhere around me, or my kitchen?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I really really hate this woman.  She is an embarassment to females the world over!

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHEN YOU ARE A MOTHER AND SARAH PALIN IS A MOTHER WITH A VAGINA TOO??? WHY ARE YOU SO UN-AMERICAN?!

[Iason Ouabache]

And just in case anyone had any doubts, she is definitely a Creationist:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/books/15book.html?pagewanted=2&ref=books

Elsewhere in this volume, she talks about creationism, saying she "didn't believe in the theory that human beings — thinking, loving beings — originated from fish that sprouted legs and crawled out of the sea" or from "monkeys who eventually swung down from the trees." In everything that happens to her, from meeting Todd to her selection by Mr. McCain for the Republican ticket, she sees the hand of God: "My life is in His hands. I encourage readers to do what I did many years ago, invite Him in to take over."

[Elder Iptuous]

according to the wikiquote link, Cleese was quoted as saying this in 2006....
i've heard that joke long before him, so it's not really his joke anyways.

I also like how she doesn't know what the definition of "carnivore" is, and how any human who attempted it would quickly die.

I'm pretty sure you can live off of nothing but meat for a long time...  i assume you're referring to the resultant mineral deficiencies that would kill you?

[East Coast Hustle]

I believe an all-meat diet with no supplements would result in scurvy within 3 to 6 months, depending on the constitution and previous state of health of the individual in question.

[East Coast Hustle]

that's why you have to put some american cheese on the meat.

[Cain]

according to the wikiquote link, Cleese was quoted as saying this in 2006....
i've heard that joke long before him, so it's not really his joke anyways.

I thought it was from an earlier sketch, but only the source Wikiquote used came from 2006?

I may be wrong, but then I couldn't have got in Cleese's views on Palin's campaign, which are pretty funny.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I nominate Sarah Palin as a Discordian Saint.