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Sarah Palin on God's cleverness

Started by Cain, November 17, 2009, 10:37:46 AM

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Shit

I like Sarah Palin.  If it wasn't for her, McCain would have nuked the middle east by now.
So long, and thanks for all the shit.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2009, 07:17:22 PM
I nominate Sarah Palin as a Discordian Saint.

Is there a politician who isn't a Saint?  The whole mob is a hilarious source and magnification of disorder.
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Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on November 17, 2009, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2009, 07:17:22 PM
I nominate Sarah Palin as a Discordian Saint.

That brings back memories.

Yes.  And it's just as true today as it was back then.

Sarah Palin may very well be the actual avatar of Eris herself, if you believe that sort of thing.

TGRR,
Didn't used to believe that sort of thing.
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Quote from: Khara on November 17, 2009, 04:16:31 PM
I really really hate this woman.  She is an embarassment to females the world over!

She makes my Perineal raphe hurt.  :sad:
Formerly something else...

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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 17, 2009, 07:07:16 PM
I believe an all-meat diet with no supplements would result in scurvy within 3 to 6 months, depending on the constitution and previous state of health of the individual in question.
Liver, especially beef liver, provides plenty of vitamin C, various other internal organs, the cartilage and bone marrow etc, all provide other nutrients,
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Salty

One of her campaign promises (that she BROKE) during her race for governer she was to bring Creation Science (sciencelol) to alaskan schools. *sigh* I was really looking forward to those parent-teacher conferences. I still remember the sweet, sweet pain in the eyes of all those hippies when she won.

I was also looking forward to AK becoming the new Capitol during her icy reign.  Which makes sense, need to keep an eye on them ruskies.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 17, 2009, 09:58:18 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 17, 2009, 07:07:16 PM
I believe an all-meat diet with no supplements would result in scurvy within 3 to 6 months, depending on the constitution and previous state of health of the individual in question.
Liver, especially beef liver, provides plenty of vitamin C, various other internal organs, the cartilage and bone marrow etc, all provide other nutrients,

yeah, but liver isn't food, unless it's turned into pate.
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East Coast Hustle

back on topic, I am totally voting for Sarah Palin in 2012, whether she runs or not.

I'm tired of these piddling baby-steps towards the inevitable. I'm not getting any younger and I want the inevitable NOW, goddammit.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 18, 2009, 04:32:29 AM
back on topic, I am totally voting for Sarah Palin in 2012, whether she runs or not.

I'm tired of these piddling baby-steps towards the inevitable. I'm not getting any younger and I want the inevitable NOW, goddammit.

This. Let's get it over with, already.

Requia ☣

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 18, 2009, 04:30:59 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 17, 2009, 09:58:18 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 17, 2009, 07:07:16 PM
I believe an all-meat diet with no supplements would result in scurvy within 3 to 6 months, depending on the constitution and previous state of health of the individual in question.
Liver, especially beef liver, provides plenty of vitamin C, various other internal organs, the cartilage and bone marrow etc, all provide other nutrients,

yeah, but liver isn't food, unless it's turned into pate.

You've never eaten liver?  you're missing out, the completely dry meat with the random bits of grit is not an experience to be missed.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

East Coast Hustle

I've eaten plenty of it. That's why I know it's not food.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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