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Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, April 09, 2003, 04:53:17 AM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

I, St. Hugh, KSC and misdirector of the Purple Monkey Cabal, do hereby claim the entire Orion Nebula in the name of Our Lady of Discord. All those wishing for illumination or just an entertaining time should henceforth visit the Purple Monkey Cabal central office/playground/pub/bowling alley located at the second star to the left of the red cloud that pulsates. Those unable to access space travel at this time can still astrally travel there in a safe manner, though we recommend turning off the television first. We hereby proclaim the entire Nebula to be henceforth the common property of all Discordians/Erisians.
(A modified version of this note will be sent to all governments, institutions, and to those who think they are governments or institutions.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

phantom pope

orion nebula - isn't that be(in/out)side ANDromedA nebula/galaxy?
(i purpose to claim that 2)

remember: only space-travel will grant solutions for earth-polution!

phantom pope (shAKEcAKE)

zenji

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh that Orion....

That little nebula just below the three stars Altinak, Altinam and Mintaka!


























































:lol:
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

We should claim Mars for Discordians too...seeing as Mars is so close to Earth these days.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Slarti

the.... galaxy.... is... on... orion's.... belt......

Lister

We... must... investigate... the... local... lifeforms...
Set... course... for... Orion...
Warp... 6...
Engage!...

Watch out for that cat!
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

Orion Nebula?  Hmmmmmm............

I'm sure you can claim it if you want to.     I've just returned from San Fran Oriony  Just outside of St. Cyclopsodissy.    It's a gated community and I can give you the star-code.      

One word of caution.  It is in the middle of the Crab Nebula, so be Very careful when choosing hotel accomodations.

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


zenji

*thinks....................LOBSTERS!!*


we could get the crabs as "Ocean Sticks" and eat them! :lol:
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

eighteen buddha strike

They call it the crab nebula for a reason.
Wear a raincoat, gentlemen.

SMFabal

I find nair works rather well, too.  :idea: (<--surprised cyclops)
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

Nair is good............but don't use it on your eyebrows   :shock:

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

We should claim Nair too, then.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Trollax

I always wanted Al Na' air. the shipyards there are first rate...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

That settles it, then. Who wants to make the proclamation?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Slarti