Orion Nebula

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I, St. Hugh, KSC and misdirector of the Purple Monkey Cabal, do hereby claim the entire Orion Nebula in the name of Our Lady of Discord. All those wishing for illumination or just an entertaining time should henceforth visit the Purple Monkey Cabal central office/playground/pub/bowling alley located at the second star to the left of the red cloud that pulsates. Those unable to access space travel at this time can still astrally travel there in a safe manner, though we recommend turning off the television first. We hereby proclaim the entire Nebula to be henceforth the common property of all Discordians/Erisians.
(A modified version of this note will be sent to all governments, institutions, and to those who think they are governments or institutions.

[phantom pope]

orion nebula - isn't that be(in/out)side ANDromedA nebula/galaxy?
(i purpose to claim that 2)

remember: only space-travel will grant solutions for earth-polution!

phantom pope (shAKEcAKE)

[zenji]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh that Orion....

That little nebula just below the three stars Altinak, Altinam and Mintaka!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

We should claim Mars for Discordians too...seeing as Mars is so close to Earth these days.

[Slarti]

the.... galaxy.... is... on... orion's.... belt......

[Lister]

We... must... investigate... the... local... lifeforms...
Set... course... for... Orion...
Warp... 6...
Engage!...

Watch out for that cat!

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Orion Nebula?  Hmmmmmm............

I'm sure you can claim it if you want to.     I've just returned from San Fran Oriony  Just outside of St. Cyclopsodissy.    It's a gated community and I can give you the star-code.      

One word of caution.  It is in the middle of the Crab Nebula, so be Very careful when choosing hotel accomodations.

[zenji]

*thinks....................LOBSTERS!!*


we could get the crabs as "Ocean Sticks" and eat them!

[eighteen buddha strike]

They call it the crab nebula for a reason.
Wear a raincoat, gentlemen.

[SMFabal]

I find nair works rather well, too.  :idea: (<--surprised cyclops)

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Nair is good............but don't use it on your eyebrows  

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

We should claim Nair too, then.

[Trollax]

I always wanted Al Na' air. the shipyards there are first rate...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

That settles it, then. Who wants to make the proclamation?

[Slarti]

i choose satyr!