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SIGNS OF THE END TIMES

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 19, 2009, 06:30:36 PM

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Freeky

#15
November 20, 2009, 03:58:08 AM
I had to watch the thing twice.

The first time, I thought it was the greatest thing I'd ever seen. The second, I was filled with a kind of mild horror...

1) What's fun about Ash Wednesday? That's when Jesus died, wasn't it? (Was raised methodist...) 2) Aren't concepts like transubstantiation a little complex to talk about in a video game?

Thurnez Isa

#16
November 20, 2009, 04:01:05 AM
Ash Wednesday is just the first day of Lent
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Freeky

#17
November 20, 2009, 04:03:18 AM
Ah. It's been a while since I've been to... No, I take it back, it's only been a couple of years since I've been to church. My cousin made me go when I visited them, but they're baptists. Scary folk...

But again, what's fun about Ash Wednesday?

Thurnez Isa

#18
November 20, 2009, 04:04:58 AM
They should make a game where your a Roman soldier and you get to whip the Jesus. It would be perfect for the Wii and would give Mel Gibson a constant hard on
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Bu🤠ns

#19
November 20, 2009, 04:06:21 AM

Thurnez Isa

#20
November 20, 2009, 04:08:44 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 20, 2009, 04:03:18 AM

But again, what's fun about Ash Wednesday?

Its all the fun of dressing up and putting ashes on your head in somber ceremony

not all denominations celebrate it.
The mainstream ones do, but many of the freaky ones that would put out a game like this don't
Makes me believe its a joke
but I could be wrong
stranger things have happened
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#21
November 20, 2009, 04:11:06 AM
Besides their Christians. It's their DUTY to be weird.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Freeky

#22
November 20, 2009, 04:15:09 AM
Hah.

Telarus

#23
November 20, 2009, 04:31:07 AM
My druid friend Andrew was working cashier @ a local grocery store a few years ago when a woman and her 2 little girls came through the line. He noticed something smudged on one of the little girl's foreheads and immediately bent down, saying "Little girl, you've got something on your forehead..." He licked his thumb and came about an inch from wiping it off before the scowl on her mother's face (and the smudges on her and the other daughter's forehead) reminded him that it was Ash Wednesday.
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#24
November 20, 2009, 04:32:14 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 20, 2009, 04:04:58 AM
They should make a game where your a Roman soldier and you get to whip the Jesus. It would be perfect for the Wii and would give Mel Gibson a constant hard on

hm... perhaps they could get away with that if it was one of the Lego games....

Requia ☣

#25
November 20, 2009, 04:33:13 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 20, 2009, 03:58:08 AM
I had to watch the thing twice.

The first time, I thought it was the greatest thing I'd ever seen. The second, I was filled with a kind of mild horror...

1) What's fun about Ash Wednesday? That's when Jesus died, wasn't it? (Was raised methodist...) 2) Aren't concepts like transubstantiation a little complex to talk about in a video game?

Um... no, its when he went to the desert.

Nothing is fun about Ash Wednesday.  You have a hangover from mardi gras and its an extra day of church.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Bu🤠ns

#26
November 20, 2009, 04:44:50 AM
Maybe it's something like:

http://www.leftbehindgames.com/

Jasper

#27
November 20, 2009, 04:59:31 AM
I only wish this heralded the end times.  I think it is optimistic, however.  Things will probably get worse and keep getting worse, with no discernible apocalypse in sight.

Suu

#28
November 20, 2009, 05:09:32 AM
i know all about catholicism. ask me anything!

-suu

catholics get drunk a lot too
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