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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, November 19, 2009, 07:00:15 PM

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#75
November 19, 2009, 11:26:52 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 19, 2009, 10:56:35 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 19, 2009, 10:53:32 PM
holy shit I'd like to know just who pissed in everyone's Wheaties this morning!?

Dunno, but I'm not leaving them a tip!  :lulz:

:lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Kai

#76
November 20, 2009, 01:34:00 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 19, 2009, 10:56:35 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 19, 2009, 10:53:32 PM
holy shit I'd like to know just who pissed in everyone's Wheaties this morning!?

Dunno, but I'm not leaving them a tip!  :lulz:

:lulz:
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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#77
November 20, 2009, 01:55:43 AM Last Edit: November 20, 2009, 02:01:30 AM by Slanket the Destroyer
It was me.

:hammer:

Hey Kai, how's that children's book coming along for you? What page have you made it to?

StD,
feels like shitting in yuor Wheeties.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#78
November 20, 2009, 03:49:55 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2009, 07:43:15 PM
This all is why I cook my own food so much.

this.

Suu

#79
November 20, 2009, 04:43:25 AM
Oh fuck yuou all. I'm too drink and tired to type.
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Eater of Clowns

#80
November 20, 2009, 05:13:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2009, 07:40:42 PM
In the meantime, jump on Monster.com and find me a graphic design job in Rhode Island that doesn't require 5-10 years of experience. I guarantee you won't me find one.

How far can you commute?  As I understand from your posts you're lacking a car, right?  A month or so ago I heard that The Standard Times (New Bedford newspaper) will be hiring for their ads department, which I believe includes graphic design.  I can check into it if you like.

Feel free to answer this when the following is no longer true:
Quote from: Suu on November 20, 2009, 04:43:25 AM
Oh fuck yuou all. I'm too drink and tired to type.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#81
November 20, 2009, 05:14:22 AM
IM NOT GUESE ENOUGH FOR NEW BEDFORD.

and yea no car.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#82
November 20, 2009, 05:17:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 20, 2009, 05:14:22 AM
IM NOT GUESE ENOUGH FOR NEW BEDFORD.

and yea no car.

Plenty of cheap rent around, I'm in a very nice one bedroom for $450/mo.  I'm also not Portuguese at all.  I think the city hasn't found out yet because they're still letting me live here.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Kai

#83
November 20, 2009, 12:48:45 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on November 20, 2009, 01:55:43 AM
It was me.

:hammer:

Hey Kai, how's that children's book coming along for you? What page have you made it to?

StD,
feels like shitting in yuor Wheeties.

No time for children's books, Slanket. Got caddisfly genetalia to stare at.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#84
November 20, 2009, 02:08:44 PM
Quote from: Kai on November 20, 2009, 12:48:45 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on November 20, 2009, 01:55:43 AM
It was me.

:hammer:

Hey Kai, how's that children's book coming along for you? What page have you made it to?

StD,
feels like shitting in yuor Wheeties.

No time for children's books, Slanket. Got caddisfly genetalia to stare at.

There's always time for bug porn.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#85
November 20, 2009, 02:48:26 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 20, 2009, 05:17:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 20, 2009, 05:14:22 AM
IM NOT GUESE ENOUGH FOR NEW BEDFORD.

and yea no car.

Plenty of cheap rent around, I'm in a very nice one bedroom for $450/mo.  I'm also not Portuguese at all.  I think the city hasn't found out yet because they're still letting me live here.

GS is part Portuguese, I guess I could LOOK Portuguese, all I have to do is put Virgin Mary on my lawn in an old bathtub and have immaculately tended flowers...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fuquad

#86
November 20, 2009, 06:00:02 PM
Quote from: Kai on November 20, 2009, 12:48:45 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on November 20, 2009, 01:55:43 AM
It was me.

:hammer:

Hey Kai, how's that children's book coming along for you? What page have you made it to?

StD,
feels like shitting in yuor Wheeties.

No time for children's books, Slanket. Got caddisfly genetalia to stare at.
Is that like genitalia?

But seriously doesn't it seem funny sometimes to have all these Latin roots that have a similar sound yet a very different meaning?
THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET

Kai

#87
November 20, 2009, 06:23:21 PM
Don't blame me, blame the Romans. And my bad spelling.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Fuquad

#88
November 20, 2009, 06:38:40 PM
Quote from: Kai on November 20, 2009, 06:23:21 PM
Don't blame me, blame the Romans. And my bad spelling.
Oh Shi-- I was blaming the Romans... No I'm blaming your bad spelling as well,
THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET

Kai

#89
November 20, 2009, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on November 20, 2009, 06:38:40 PM
Quote from: Kai on November 20, 2009, 06:23:21 PM
Don't blame me, blame the Romans. And my bad spelling.
Oh Shi-- I was blaming the Romans... No I'm blaming your bad spelling as well,

You can't man, thats one of those duality thingers.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish
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