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Started by Rumckle, December 11, 2009, 01:34:08 AM

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Rumckle

I'm not sure if you star wars geeks/beer fans are aware of this, but I think I need to get my hands on some.

http://beernews.org/2009/12/new-england-imperial-stout-trooper-arrives-in-two-weeks/
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Suu

That's been out before, it's a reissue. And it's awesome.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

WANT!!

They distribute to FL, YEAYER!

If my pub doesn't get it Ima make my fav liquor store get it.

P3nT4gR4m

QuoteOur target shelf price is $13.99 for a 750ml- not bad, right?

What the fuck shit is that? 14 fucking bucks for a bottle of beer I am assfucked with shock  :eek:

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Suu

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 11, 2009, 09:00:08 AM
QuoteOur target shelf price is $13.99 for a 750ml- not bad, right?

What the fuck shit is that? 14 fucking bucks for a bottle of beer I am assfucked with shock  :eek:

Thats a 750mL, the size of a wine bottle. It's also an Imperial brew, which means 9%ABV than 5%ABV.
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Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
Thats a 750mL, the size of a wine bottle.

:mullet:

put it this way - I can pick up a scottish advent calendar for about half that price



That's 12 litres, about the size of - who gives a fuck it's enough to get ya merry

So it's half the strength, I'm still getting 8 times as much bang for my buck

Learn to alcoholism yankee spags  :argh!:



I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark