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Started by Salty, November 21, 2009, 05:23:16 AM

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Salty

November 21, 2009, 05:23:16 AM
-Got a $200 ticket for a yellow light.
-Had a health problem resurface.
-Was betrayed by my family, in that they've just ALL OF A SUDDEN opened their loving, forgiving arms to my abusive, alcoholic, manipulative, 100% pure evil granny.
-Lost a bunch of scheduling spots at my job..
-Got the Sick along with the rest of my family.

Christ, it's only been about two weeks.

I think it's pretty clear where the blame lies.

AND IF I FIND THE FUCKER THAT RAPED MY CATTLE I WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Suu

#1
November 21, 2009, 05:26:53 AM
It only gets better once you open your heart to Eris.
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Salty

#2
November 21, 2009, 06:42:03 AM
THAT'S JUST ABOUT WHAT THE BAPTISTS SAID!

:crankey:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Johnny

#3
November 21, 2009, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 21, 2009, 05:23:16 AM
AND IF I FIND THE FUCKER THAT RAPED MY CATTLE I WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/751643/raping_cow/

SHE STARTED IT
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Salty

#4
November 21, 2009, 06:50:51 AM
Oh, this was no misunderstanding.

Poor, poor Bessie.

She still won't let me milk her unless she has shoes on.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jasper

#5
November 21, 2009, 09:04:08 AM
Sounds like someone banished you to a bad country song.  The cure is poor work ethic, squeamishness about animals, apathy,  and modernism.

Cain

#6
November 21, 2009, 12:37:16 PM
It's working, then

8)

Richter

#7
November 21, 2009, 01:11:00 PM
DO unto other and the goddess before you are done unto.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cramulus

#8
November 21, 2009, 03:47:31 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 21, 2009, 05:23:16 AM
-Got a $200 ticket for a yellow light.
-Had a health problem resurface.
-Was betrayed by my family, in that they've just ALL OF A SUDDEN opened their loving, forgiving arms to my abusive, alcoholic, manipulative, 100% pure evil granny.
-Lost a bunch of scheduling spots at my job..
-Got the Sick along with the rest of my family.

Christ, it's only been about two weeks.

I think it's pretty clear where the blame lies.

AND IF I FIND THE FUCKER THAT RAPED MY CATTLE I WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD.



but at least now you find all that stuff funny, right?


and if you don't think it's funny





we sure do

Thurnez Isa

#9
November 21, 2009, 04:01:09 PM
Just wait until you get to the "Deserved It" level
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#10
November 21, 2009, 04:24:13 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 21, 2009, 04:01:09 PM
Just wait until you get to the "Deserved It" level

Mere moments after the "why isn't mango juice more popular than orange juice? My life sucks..." level
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#11
November 21, 2009, 04:50:49 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 21, 2009, 04:01:09 PM
Just wait until you get to the "Deserved It" level


yesterday i encouraged my younger sister to "take it to the wall" in a pending legal issue.

Since Joining PeeDee I have - managed to sucessfully fight for money owed to me by my employer, broke up with my partner of 2 and a bit years, gone on a discordian Metup.

all of these are pretty good things

Kai

#12
November 21, 2009, 06:00:12 PM
Finding PD.com is probably the reason I am the person I am today. No other event has been more influential on the last 5 years of my life.
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#13
November 21, 2009, 06:13:20 PM
Peedeedotcom got me success with hawt wimmins

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Thurnez Isa

#14
November 21, 2009, 06:24:00 PM
Posting on PD gave me an eternal hard on


:sad:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante
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