News:

It's like that horrible screech you get when the microphone is positioned too close to a speaker, only with cops.

Main Menu

Does it make me a bad person that I...

Started by East Coast Hustle, November 23, 2009, 09:19:00 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

East Coast Hustle

...proceed to flag as spam any job listing on craigslist to which I reply by sending a resume?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Kai

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 09:19:00 PM
...proceed to flag as spam any job listing on craigslist to which I reply by sending a resume?

That sounds sorta like those med school students who finish their experiments first then "accidentally" turn out the lights on the rest of the class.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Suu

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 09:19:00 PM
...proceed to flag as spam any job listing on craigslist to which I reply by sending a resume?

Shit. I should try this.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 09:19:00 PM
...proceed to flag as spam any job listing on craigslist to which I reply by sending a resume?

It's a doggie dog world.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

It's only bad if, once they are flagged as spam, you then set up an almost identical job listings, and then report every email account who sends you a resume to their providers as being spam accounts.

Cramulus

 :lulz:

I love you cutthroat mercenaries

reminds me of the scene in Mrs. Doubtfire, where robin williams is trying to get hired as a nanny,
so before his application, he applies like nine or ten times as perverts, people with anger issues, and other whackjobs

"I don't have a problem with girls because I used to be one."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Guys do that with personals ads on Craigslist... reply and then flag it as spam. I think it's pretty typical practice, but when that happens I throw out the last few replies before my ad was flagged because odds are it was one of them. That, also, is pretty typical practice.

The thing is, a lot of the time when a company is actually advertising for a position it's because of legal requirements or internal policy to make the job publicly available and take a certain number of applicants, and they already have someone in mind to fill the position, so reducing the number of applicants right off the bat just delays the inevitable.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

I'm so sick of Craigslist. I was just on Snagajob and put in a few apps. Then I realized that I'm going away for most of December. So much for that. Lol.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2009, 10:20:08 PM
I'm so sick of Craigslist. I was just on Snagajob and put in a few apps. Then I realized that I'm going away for most of December. So much for that. Lol.

this is going to peg me as a turbo-geek

but in one of the LARPs I play, "snaga" is the orcish word for "slave race"  :lulz:

Suu

Well it IS a site just for hourly positions. Take that as you will.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 23, 2009, 10:14:11 PM
The thing is, a lot of the time when a company is actually advertising for a position it's because of legal requirements or internal policy to make the job publicly available and take a certain number of applicants, and they already have someone in mind to fill the position, so reducing the number of applicants right off the bat just delays the inevitable.
Oddly enough, my company does the exact opposite of that. They have to post the job on the internal website and then completely ignore anyone who applies. They always hire someone outside instead.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
    \
┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

East Coast Hustle

looks like it 's academic now, as I seem to have my pick of a couple jobs.

go team Hustle.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

East Coast Hustle

well, I nailed both interviews, anyway. I'm 98% sure that one place is gonna offer me the Sous Chef position and that I'd probably be the head chef in a year or two. I'm 95% sure that I'm gonna be one of the 3 finalists for the other job and get a 2nd interview on Monday and it was suggested to me that I was interviewed first because they felt that my resume was the strongest out of all the applicants. That's a sweet corporate gig with plenty of creative flexibility and the opportunity to be the "global chef" who works with a different ethnic or regional cuisine every week at the prime expo station (translation: I get to put on a show) with an eye towards replacing the Sous Chef when he gets promoted and my own eventual Head Chef gig at one of the private college or corporate campuses within 5 years. Also, great benefits. And cool burnt-orange and grey color scheme for the chef unis.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

President Television

Wait, you're qualified to be a sous-chef?

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Seriously. It takes talent you can't even imagine to burn top ramen.

:lulz:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.