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Can I go Columbine Kid yet?

Started by Freeky, November 24, 2009, 02:40:14 AM

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Freeky

Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:05:56 PM
Let her cry. Let her feel bad. In fact, make her feel WORSE.

Have that exit strategy, and then pull the, "You're terrible grandparents and I hope my son doesn't grow up to hate you" card. Watch their heads implode.

Ah, but I couldn't do that, and there was a rant in me yesterday that didn't get out cuz I wasn't near a computer when the words were flowing through my head that explains why. I'll have to try and get that down, too...

Even if I did have the exit strategy.

Suu

Oh yes, don't do anything until you have that out, then unleash hell.


In other news,  I think I made Herbert cry again today on Facebook when I told him basically that his mother was a piece of shit for not wanting to spend any holidays with him as usual. He told me thanks for rubbing it in.  :|

I am, after all, a professional, and I'm also jealous I don't get any pork shoulder this year for Thanksgiving.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Either way, there will be ways for them to get what they deserve. Some more subtle than others.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:10:54 PM
In other news,  I think I made Herbert cry again today on Facebook

WIN.

TGRR,
Had Sister Gothique's wussy ex-BF crying on Myspace not once but twice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 05:58:08 PM
Khara, are you still in AZ?  I can't remember if I asked you that.

No.  We were only there for a couple of weeks.  Then we were moved to NV, then on to VA and finally in MO.  I'm still here in St. Louis.

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 24, 2009, 05:59:46 PM

Actual domestic violence is one thing I've never had to deal with, I'm glad to say.

I know that standing up for myself will only result in a) my mom breaking down in tears, because I made her feel bad, b) my mom AND my dad going absolutely batshit berserk and it WILL start a shouting match, or c) they go batshit berserk first and then my mom cries. And then I get threatened with getting kicked out. And then I buckle, because I don't have any kind of survival ability. I know these things from when I was still just a teenager, but I think maybe I might not buckle because I was even more sheeplike then than I am now.

Well, just keep in mind that verbal abuse is considered a form of domestic violence when it comes from a significant other or someone who determines your physical and emotional welfare.  So with what you have said, you are eligible for a domestic violence shelter.  While you may not be able to press charges, they can still help you a great deal.  With a job, a car, a place to live.  The good ones can even help you go out to the local migrant camp and get you a license, green card and birth certificate saying you are Maria Rosa Rodriguez.......

You always have to have an exit strategy.  You need a bag with a couple changes of clothing for you and your child.  Birth certificates, social security cards, shot records for you child.  A passport if you have one.  Any extra money you can stash away.  Bus schedules, local shelter numbers, a pay as you go cell phone that is ready to activate.  

LMNO

Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:10:54 PM


I am, after all, a professional, and I'm also jealous I don't get any pork shoulder this year for Thanksgiving.




Guess what my mom requested I make for Thanksgiving this year?

Freeky

Quote from: Khara on November 24, 2009, 06:17:19 PM
You always have to have an exit strategy.  You need a bag with a couple changes of clothing for you and your child.  Birth certificates, social security cards, shot records for you child.  A passport if you have one.  Any extra money you can stash away.  Bus schedules, local shelter numbers, a pay as you go cell phone that is ready to activate.  

I'll remember that.

Quote from: LMNO on November 24, 2009, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:10:54 PM


I am, after all, a professional, and I'm also jealous I don't get any pork shoulder this year for Thanksgiving.




Guess what my mom requested I make for Thanksgiving this year?
Pork shoulder?

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on November 24, 2009, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:10:54 PM


I am, after all, a professional, and I'm also jealous I don't get any pork shoulder this year for Thanksgiving.




Guess what my mom requested I make for Thanksgiving this year?

:crankey:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:32:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 24, 2009, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:10:54 PM


I am, after all, a professional, and I'm also jealous I don't get any pork shoulder this year for Thanksgiving.




Guess what my mom requested I make for Thanksgiving this year?

:crankey:

Ho ho!  All is not well in the Swamp Yankee Occupied Zone.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 06:34:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:32:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 24, 2009, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:10:54 PM


I am, after all, a professional, and I'm also jealous I don't get any pork shoulder this year for Thanksgiving.




Guess what my mom requested I make for Thanksgiving this year?

:crankey:

Ho ho!  All is not well in the Swamp Yankee Occupied Zone.

Swamp Yankee? That sounds dangerous and undead

Suu

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 24, 2009, 06:46:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 06:34:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:32:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 24, 2009, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 06:10:54 PM


I am, after all, a professional, and I'm also jealous I don't get any pork shoulder this year for Thanksgiving.




Guess what my mom requested I make for Thanksgiving this year?

:crankey:

Ho ho!  All is not well in the Swamp Yankee Occupied Zone.

Swamp Yankee? That sounds dangerous and undead

Swamp Yankee is a term for a New England redneck.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Sounds like they'd be the prey of deep south rednecks, in the natural order of things.

LMNO

Hey now.  Best not to step and/or test.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 24, 2009, 07:12:18 PM
Sounds like they'd be the prey of deep south rednecks, in the natural order of things.

That's what the Hebrews Confederates though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.