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Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner

Started by The Johnny, November 24, 2009, 04:14:49 AM

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November 24, 2009, 04:14:49 AM
QuoteMELBOURNE, Australia – A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. The Australian, Chris Rickard, was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091124/ap_on_re_as/as_australia_kangaroo_attack;_ylt=An6TxIvKrsJz36oXHo9u0r3tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJ0aHV0bzJsBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkxMTI0L2FzX2F1c3RyYWxpYV9rYW5nYXJvb19hdHRhY2sEY3BvcwMxBHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA2Z1bGxuYnNwc3Rvcg--
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Lies

#1
November 24, 2009, 05:16:46 AM
Rule number 2 in australia: Do nevar fuck with kangaroos, they fuck humans up.

Rule number 1 in australia: Do nevar fuck with an Aussie, they fuck kangaroo's up.

What happens when rules 2 + 1 clash?

The same thing that happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

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November 24, 2009, 10:58:27 AM
At least it wasn't a drop bear.

Reginald Ret

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November 25, 2009, 03:08:42 AM


cool critter, never heard of em before.
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