The Parlour PDX - Nefarious Discordian (Not-So-Secret)Lair

[Telarus]

So some spags I know quite well through the PDXOcculture group have started an all-ages music venue/hang-out spot/weirdness magnet call THE PARLOUR, right next door to the Chaos Cafe:




THE WORKER-OWNED COOPERATIVE VENUE WITH A SWEET 'STACHE

Live music, theater, vegetarian/vegan fare, and tasty microbrews.
Plus art, clothing, books, zines, and much more.

Fri - Sat: 7:00 pm - 12:00 am · Sun: 4:00 pm - 12:00 am
2628 SE Powell Blvd · Portland, OR 97202

And have already gotten a good review in the Willamette Weekly: http://wweek.com/editorial/3602/13353/

The point being, 2 of the main organizers (Phiz, and Jon Fenderson) are good friends, very much self-identifying Discordians, and know I hang out online with you crazy spags.

THEY WANT PROPAGANDA!

For the walls, to hand out, and to be a general point of access to modern Discordian thought.

At the moment, I'm seriously strapped for funds, or I'd just be raiding all of the other threads here and printing shit out. (They already have a ton of RAW and related book on sale via the R6XX.com folks.)

CRAM> If you still have access to a printer @ work, would be up for sending me a 'care package'?

Anyone else have any ideas?

[Cramulus]

THEY WANT PROPAGANDA!

Ooh! I just happened to make a big list of postergasm pdfs just a few minutes ago



Postergasm: Volume Aleph
Postergasm: Volume Dingus
Postergasm: Volume Calvinball
Postergasm: Volume Butts
Postergasm: Disinfomercials
23 things to Amuse Yourself While You Wait
101 Ways to Make Everybody's Day Weirder
Why I Put Up Posters

CRAM> If you still have access to a printer @ work, would be up for sending me a 'care package'?

I think I can do this. Do you have anything in particular you need? Hit me with a snail mail address.

[Suu]

I really need to design some sort of Discordian hot spot in Providence. Steeple Street is getting there though...I just can't let the owners know my cunning plans.

[East Coast Hustle]

Dude, that's about a 10 minute walk from my apartment. Once I've gotten a regular schedule I'll let you know what my days off are and I'd be happy to offer any help I can, even if it's just doing some grunt work.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'll have to go check it out... maybe I can bring my cute boy to it.

[Telarus]

Awesome! I'll be sure to keep this thread updated on the current happenings. Oh, and their business card kicks ass:



I'll think on some specific pieces I'd like to see in there and PM you my addy Cram (probably later tonight, I've got studying to do @ school).

[Cramulus]

btw - you guys should be a distributor for Six Way Moustaches. They're like $.30 a piece if you buy 'em by the box.

I would gladly pay $5 for a coffee if it came with a stylish moustache!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love how the moustache has become the jesus fish of Discordianism. I think I'm going to put one on my front door, to identify myself to passing Discordians.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I love how the moustache has become the jesus fish of Discordianism. I think I'm going to put one on my front door, to identify myself to passing Discordians.

I need to find where I can get a box of those fuckers.  The big, obnoxious ones that Cram wears.

[Telarus]

btw - you guys should be a distributor for Six Way Moustaches. They're like $.30 a piece if you buy 'em by the box.

I would gladly pay $5 for a coffee if it came with a stylish moustache!

This is a great idea. I will mention this to the Parlour spags.

[Suu]

I would gladly pay $5 for a coffee if it came with a stylish moustache!

THIS.

For this I would fly 3000 miles for a cup of coffee.

[Telarus]

So looking around, I can find them for $0.46/each here if I order more than 27 @ a time: http://www.houseofchuckles.com/moustaches-beards.htm (#PC-0040 )

Most websites won't sell them in bulk, if you know of anywhere else I can get these at a good deal in bulk, let me know.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So looking around, I can find them for $0.46/each here if I order more than 27 @ a time: http://www.houseofchuckles.com/moustaches-beards.htm (#PC-0040 )

Most websites won't sell them in bulk, if you know of anywhere else I can get these at a good deal in bulk, let me know.

I ordered 30, thanks!

[Cramulus]

So looking around, I can find them for $0.46/each here if I order more than 27 @ a time: http://www.houseofchuckles.com/moustaches-beards.htm (#PC-0040 )

Most websites won't sell them in bulk, if you know of anywhere else I can get these at a good deal in bulk, let me know.

that's the ticket! Considering these things usually retail for $4-5, 50c apiece is a great deal.

then you need to get some pics taken of the cafe full of people wearing fake moustaches. That'll bring in the crazies from far and wide.

[Iason Ouabache]

Yet more proof that I need to move to Portland.