New Moon

[Suu]

HANG ON, STEPHENIE, AND IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT STEPHEN KING'S AFTERWORD IN THE DARK TOWER SERIES WAS THE BEST FLOUNCE OF ALL TIME.

OF.

ALL.

TIME.

what he say in the afterword?

That writing it was really traumatic and he didn't want to do it but his fans made him and he will never go back to the old style of horror he used to do* and that he doesn't ever want to talk about it with anyone and stop with the fucking fan mail and it's really HARD being a genius.


* you know, the kind that sold books?

This type of behavior is pretty synonymous with Red Sox fans.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

King's an interesting one.  His stories are great, but I can't stand his writing.

I like his older writing.  Anything before Desperation.

[Richter]

King's an interesting one.  His stories are great, but I can't stand his writing.

I like his older writing.  Anything before Desperation.

I tried to start "Langoliers" and "The Stand", but got bogged down by both.  I read a LOT of character development and scene setting.  It was well done, but heavy, and put a serious drag on the pace of it all.  I saw this successfully translated to film in the 80's Pet Cemetary.  They used cuts to the highway about as often as "Alien" of "2001" used cuts to an outer space scene, but to much less effect. 

It could also be fair to say that I find King's establishment of more prosaic scenes boring due to personal familiarity with them, but if I want to hear about traffic, I'll turn off the music.  If I want to hear about people living in a tough low income situation (1st book of "Stand"), I'll listen to reality. 

I have King's book on writing somewhere, on loan from Mom.  I'll have to read that sometime.       

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'm a really proud mom....  both boys told their little chicas that if they wanted to watch some emo vamp crap they'd stay home and watch the CW vampire show.  The girls could either go with them to see Ninja Assasin or they would compromise on The Blind Side which has lots of crying shit for the girls and football which goes without need of explanation.....

[Cain]

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/6439149

[East Coast Hustle]

http://fargo.craigslist.org/mis/1474465927.html

i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin's. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"

wow. just...wow.

[Suu]

http://fargo.craigslist.org/mis/1474465927.html

i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin's. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"

wow. just...wow.

Oh. My. God.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

MADIJKAL GLITTER VAMPIRE STALKER!

[Nast]

http://fargo.craigslist.org/mis/1474465927.html

i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin's. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"

wow. just...wow.

Oh. My. God.

Someone needs to reply, if only to one up them on the creep factor. 

[Eater of Clowns]

Guess he's run through a pile of cash.   

It better be the story about how Cuthbert and Alain died, at that one battle.  That being omitted has pissed me off to no end.

Supposedly Jericho Hill was supposed to be told through the supplemental comics coming out over the last few years.

I read the first series, which just retold Wizard and Glass (2nd best of the series, behind Gunslinger) except really poorly.  The second series was absolute shit and painfully boring.  I don't see myself reading the other 5 series or so to get to Jericho Hill.

As for Twilight, I will say this for the series, both its proponents and detractors.  It is astoundingly easy to ignore.

[Cain]

It's also astoundingly fun to mock.

[Dalek]

I need to see this film.

Now.

Someone at work told me they saw it last night, and I had to shush them, because I could feel a torrent of snark welling up in my chest and I didn't want to vomit it out all over them.

My son and his friends got banned from the theater for going to that on opening night.  And by "going to that", I mean "going to that prepared."  I'm lucky I didn't have to bail him out, and he's lucky they weren't all killed by pissed off emos (individually, they are nothing, but the theater was PACKED).

What did he do? Tryed to stab them with a wooden stake, while throwing garlic at them?

[Freeky]

A friend of mine went up to meet the cast up in Phoenix when they were there for a release party for the new movie, I guess. I don't know if she had fun though, cuz she got transfered to New York by the army before I could talk to her.

[Da6s]

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.

The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh.

In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie.

That page was AMAZING.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://fargo.craigslist.org/mis/1474465927.html

i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin's. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"

wow. just...wow.

That's... so disturbing.